h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Scottish Fathers In Denial' by Mason Isneygay.

"He's not here any more" by Saul E. Mist

*And with that he trots off in to the sunset, not a care in the world, as towards the far east and holiday rest aplenty is his heading....see you all next month!*

"The Art of Modesty" by Ivor Biggun
"Practical Bull-fighting" by Gordon Hurt
"A Study of the Common Lemming" by Luke Indigo

Groan loudly now!

"I knitted leg warmers for the Eiffel Tower" by Tex A. Jizz

"Where's me hat?" by Sonia Hedd

"Living with terminal back injury" by Eileen Dover.
"Living with terminal back injury, (Chinese edition)by Irene Dover.
"The paralympic marathon" by Willy Makit.
"Disability and knowing your limits" by Betty Wont.

"Am I gay?" by Phil McCrack
"Same sex relationships in the year 2000" by John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
"Jailbreak!" by Doug Holes
"A life behind bars" by I. Douglas
"Newspaper clothing" by I. Russell
"Rabbit breeding for beginners" by D.J.Warren

'The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.' by R. McEddon
'Quick as You Can!' by Millie Second
'In Search of the Lost Chord.' by Dee Major
'The Legend of Wenceslas - A Christams Story.' by Dee Pann, Chris Pann, Eve Enne ( known as the Gin Girl Belles.)
'North London for Tourists.' by Belle Syze-Parke
'Brass Bands' by Tara Raboom-DeJaye
'Who, What, Where?' by Al Symers
'Anti-Depressants - Do They Work?' by Sue E. Cydal.
' Loud Spoonerisms.' by Bessy Dells
'The Dangers of Alcohol.' by P. Stan Broke.
'How to Keep Working.' by Job Swearth.
'Undertaking and Cremation.' published by Boxham and Burnham.
'How to Finance a Stately Home.' by Raine Bowe-Send
'Drinking for Nothing.' by Oliver Point
'Attaining Utopia.' by R.K.Dear
'Brush your Teeth!' by Hal E. Tosis
'The Ideas Man' by Ivan Ocean

"Ten years in the saddle" by Major Bumsore.
"The meaning of skin colour" by Camille Iain
"Modern Dance for dummies" by Leo Tard
"My life in porn" by Gay Pingole
"Chinese Faux Pas" by A. Paul-Ling

"Chinese Medicine and the Common Cold" by A.Choo
"Life after the Armed forces" by Sybil Ian
"Coping with rejection" by Jill Ted
"Saving on furniture" by Stan Dupp
"How to use condoms" by Roland Goh
"Avoiding cycling accidents" by Rolf Reely
"My favourite Beatles songs" by Dane Thalyf
"Joining the Mason's" by Sadie Pazwurd
"Shaving the pubic area" by Barry Kairfol
"Bungee Jumping for beginners" by Daria Jomp
"Law in Practice" by Fleeceham, Bodgit & Scarper
"Lie detection and interrogation" by Jude Oothat

"Practical Archery" by Bo Narrow
"My life as a bachelor" by Harry Palms

'Dining with Hannibal Lecter' by Harvey Tenbody.

"The George Formby Story" - Eileen Donna Lamb-Post

"Gymnastics for beginners" by Ivana Upanova
"Misogyny for Russians" by Yuri Fukoffyabitch
"Bitterness in the workplace" by Harris Talot

'Reasons Why People Don't Like Me' by Hayley Towsis.

'German Bowel Problems, or The Kaiser's Revenge' by Dirk Fall.

'Dog Tricks' by Rollo-Vern Playdead.

'Unseen Dangers at the Seaside' by Eddie Currentz.

EEK!
I have never been able to look at a bottle of Cianti since that film...

"Disgusting Spoonerisms" by Cupid Stunt

"Living with men" by Lucy Tupp

"One foot in the grave - the series" by Aidan B Leevet

"Further saucy spoonerisms" by Joe Blob

'Making meals taste wonderful' by Sultan Pepa.

'Why arguments happen' by Bono Contention.