h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"How to freeload of the taxpayer" by Maria Royle

"Dramatic music effects for film" by Dan Tadantan

"Things that cost money to see" by Fiona D'Mission

'Where to Find Dangerous Psychotics in Britain' by Lucinda Community

'Types of Bread' by Ryan Wholemeal.

'The Trouble with Foreigners' by Xena Fobe.

"Bored of the Rings" by the haverd lampoons

Gosh this is doing well - congratulations GB (or should tht be LMN) I see you made the top 5

Anyway enough talk ...


"Make Lots of Money" by E. C. Pickings
"Less Successful Scams" by M.T. Pockets
"The Later Hits of Marc Bolan" by Mina Tree
"Perpetual Motion" Anon

If I hadn't spent so long reading the back log I would have got in with the same comment as Lipsbury. However, little miss, it's very confusing, please change your name back.

Will deliver books tomorrow - need to sleep on it. No way can I think up any as good as DJ. His had me laughing out loud.

Oops!
Sorry!
Well I was at a Fancy Dress Ball yesterday at Foxy Manor, and I don't know if it's carrying on today, hence I am still little miss naughty {just for today}. If no-one else adds to my message in the Ballroom though, I am changing back, I feel soooo silly in this schoolgirl's uniform!

It is a very fetching outfit - but somewhat confusing, but you're not the only one. I certainly didn't recognise shellers with his deerstalker and magnifying glass

(I hadn't realised that stalkers wre so expensive !)

Anyway

"Greetings" by I There
"A Policeman's Lot" by L.O.L.O.L.O Whatzal-Thizen
"Sheep Herding" by Juan Menandez-Dog

VERY good!
I am very impressed with the standard of silly book titles & authors here, this will make a Guide Entry yet!
{and I will reference all contributors}

This is my first attempt - thought it up all by myself out here in humour's diaspora:

Out of the psycho-self-help section:

"What happened to enthusiasm" - by Peter Doubt
"What's holding you back" - by Diane Toavago

Nice titles TC


"First Aid for Beginers" Ezra Duck-Terr
"French for Beginners" Jimmy Pell
"The Songs of Holland" Amos Liv and Davind Mill

Ouch.

Have had more inspiration:

"Trouble down at t'pit" by Kevin Nin
"Romantic songs our grandparents used to dance to" by Sam and Janet Evening

"Outdoor tryst locations" by A. Loft

"Intermediate French" by Jane Tendu

"Traffic surveys" by Laurie Van Cartruck

(Morning all - good weekend?)

Having just been reading the Orgasms thread...

"The joy of sex" - I M Cumming

Morning - we had lovely weather here and I got rid of my husband and son on school field trips. Am thus a sort of golf widow at the moment. Hope yours - and everybody else's was fine.

Some weak Monday morning attempts:

"Late for work" by Mr Bus
"My excuse for everything" by P C Crasht

"Stories for children" by Jack N. Orry

"Bad fashion in Aerobics classes" by Cornelia Tards

'Welsh Male Voice Choirs' by Dylan O'Myfathers.

'My Second-Favourite Beatles Song' by Tristan Shout.

'My Favourite Clash Song' by Lyndon Carling.

'Questions No-One Likes To Ask After Sex' by Harold Har-Ewe.

"Plagiarism" by Ward Voerwerd

(I'm drying up now...must get some more coffee)

'Condescending Attitudes' by Howard Dinnery.

'You Just Missed Him' by E. Upton Left.

'Teach Yourself Etiquette' by Alison Inmanners.