h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Not as good as Monty Python' by Michael Palin-Comparison.

"Attention" by R.U. Lisning

"After-Dinner Courses" by I. Scream

'Losing One's Place in the Queue' by Miss Dowt.

'I need a filling' by Phil McCavity.

'Self-Abuse' by Master Bates.

'Strange White Marks' by Seaman Staynes.

'Being Large in the Trouser Department' by Hung Lo.

Sinking to sewer depths.....I love it!
This one is old, but deserves a mention anyway:

"How to build a monster" by Frank. N. Stein

"The sexual revolution" by Roger Atwill

Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom.

"Entertaining the clergy" by Marty Vicar

"Shearing" by Sean Yews

"Weather prediction" by Samson E. Spells

"Mechanical Men" by Cy Bernaught
"My life as a Heavenly Being" by Ann Angel

Cloakroom Management by Mahatma Coat

No more Bills by Bernard Ett

Ilike this thread he he he he!!

'Speedometers' by the Rev. Counter.

'The Benefits of Regular Eyetests' by I. C. Clearly.

Word is spreading, I see! Makes reading backlog a pleasure! Hehehehe!

"Beginners standup comedy" by Olaf I. Begovyou

"Earings" by Pearse Dears

"Off road driving" by Alan Drover

"Long distance journeying" by Helen Bach

"Indulge Yourself" by Joy Zahlivyn

"Anatomy of the human leg" by Tony Foot

"Goalkeeping" by Annette Minder

The cliff rescue - Eileen Dover

I'm still trying to think of a clean title for the book by her husband Ben Dover

You mean that seminal work 'How to touch your toes'?

'Classical music' by Aaron Ageestring.

'Accountancy for misers' by Penny Pinscher.

'How to be an Assassin' by Dave DeJackl.

'Corny Movie Lines Often Quoted Out of Context' by Mae D. Vorcebwithyou.

I'm going to regret ever coming here:

'Learn to Hit Your Wife' by Mr. Agane
'Childrens' Puzzles' by Dr. Dot
'Where I Cook' by Mike Itchin
'Learn to Listen' by Mark M'words
'It's not Funny' by Joe Kingaparte
'Large reptiles' by Anna Conda
'Famous Film Quotes' by Frank-Leigh M'dear
'The Early Hits of Marc Bolan' by Roy Dawiteswon

Ow. That hurts. I'm off.