h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Genital theft and its Implications' by Hujanika Bolokov.

*ROFL*
"How to get a free round of Drinks" by Bill Yoremayts

"Blues Supporter" by Chelsea Forever

"The Cliff Fall" by Eileen Dover

'My Sun-burned Back' by Alfred Alfwhite.

"Classic ghost story settings" by Miss T. Moors

"Phallus Euphamisms" by Percy, Dick and John Thomas

'Healthy Hair' by Dan Druff

(Given the names we use ourselves around here, I think we've got no room to talk! )

Hey - that's plagiarism GB! You've pinched my Eileen Dover one

There's my autobiography (under my pen name) "Being well endowed" by Ivor Biggun

"Migraine suffering" by Ivan Eddache

"Opening outlook email items" by Marcus Red

"Loosing my car keys" by Adam Justnow

"Could this spell the end?" by Ian Dee

My apologies, Shellers, but my father told me that one this morning!

'Just Another of Geri Halliwell's Awful Songs' by Luke Attme.

'What do do with washing' by Peggy Tondeline.

'Making Loads of Moise in Libraries' by Will U. B. Quiet.

'Automobile Bliss' by Ray Sincar.

'How We Liberated France in the War' by Dee Danevayshun.

"The ground floor" by Dan Stairs

"Desertification, causes of" by Lorraine fall

"Angling tales" by Courtney Wappers

"Circumcission" by Dr. Boyce-Cox

"Giving up gambling" by Albet U. Kant

"Equality of opportunity" by Nora Sist

"Queuing at the post office" by Eve N. Tullee

That is, of course, 'Noise in Libraries'. D'oh!

'My Favourite Beatles Song' by A. Dane Delife.

'Making Up with your Enemies' by Les B. Frendz.

'Fulfil your Potential' by Morrissey Zilliattainable.

"Big cats of Kenya" by Lionel Epard

"Successful camoflage" by Seamus Sawyer

"The beginer's alphabet" by Abi Seedief

"Panomime" by B. Hind-Yu and Ohno E. Snot

'You Call That Art??' by Pauly Drawn.

'Don't believe your Ears' by Didi Rillyseydat.

'The Computer People' by I. T. D. Partment.

'Being Talkative and Outgoing' by Viv Ayshus.

'Trouble at the Top' by Zack D. Board.

'Governed by a Minority' by Olly Garky.

"Bankruptcy" by Noah Sets

"Graffitti" by Kilroy Wazir

"Radical feminism" by Mandy Meaner

"Why I support man Utd." by Emmet O. Spot

"Taxi radio operators" by Colin Allcars

'The Emotional Effects of Alcoholic Over-Indulgence' by Ina Bitova-State.

"Cliché Irish dialect" by Nor Tatall et. al.

"Crisis management" by L. Toupée

"Dating etiquette" by Joanna Dance

'Staking a Claim' by Hans Orff.

'Empty Buildings' by Des Urted.

'Denial' by Sir Tane-Lee Knott.

'How Does Your Garden Grow?' by Baron De Zert.

'There's no need to add them up again' by Viscount It-Wise.

"Tiberculosis diagnosis" by Anne Justkov

"Avoiding school tests" by U. Bunkov

"Executive air transport" by Delia Jet

"Renting executive boxes at football grounds" by Percy Zoncharge

"A cure for cold bottoms" by Lucy Twarmer