h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ROFL*
Are you trying to outdo one another?
Although I don't mind, this is hysterical. I can't remember when I last laughed so much, btw when is Emily posting again?

"Accountants" by Grace Ootantie

"Japanese electronics" by Mirriam Eaters

"Sexual positions" by Eamon Topp

"Popular peace movements" by Hans A. Crossamerica

"The Frenchmans home" Shane Oose

"Streetcar names" by Des. Eyer

"Being on time" by Emma Late and Harry Japp

"This transmission is breaking up...." by Monica Fone

"Carpets" by Walter Wall

"Elitism" by Breeda Part

There - that should be enough for s short book...now all we need is a ctachy nom de plume

'Premonitions of my Fate as a Sailor' by Walter E. Grave.

'Creative Accountancy' by Fidel D. Figgerz.

'Why I Should Have Won' by Saul Ooser.

'Surely You Jest' by Gavin A. Larf. (That one's *terrible*!)

'The Benefits of Saving Regularly' by Wendell Eating & Tay Care.

There are a few deeply rude ones that I've refrained from doing... Are they off-limits?

It's really up to you given that they fall within the site rules. I tend to err on the prude side, however, as you never know who could be looking in - i.e. my mother is often on this site

Righty-ho; clean it will be.

Shame, really, because I wanted to reveal who the authors of 'The best thing about being a Transsexual' and 'Painful Saddles' are...

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"Elevenses" by Tina Biscuit

"Baldness cures" by Herr Tonix

"Long lasting disease" by Abigail Mint

'My Favourite Madonna Song' by Hugh Zatgirl.

'My Least-Favourite Band' by Casey N. D. Sunshyn-Bande.

'The Benefits of Long-Lens Binoculars' by Seymour Butts. (well, someone had to do that one!)

'That Van's Overloaded!' by Fulton O'Cargo.

"Ambulance noises" by Neneh Neenaar

"Tinitus" by Belinda Ear

"Severe tinitus" by Anabelle Indyother

"Now where are the keys" by Ciara Kemty

"The story of my grandparents" by Ant. E. Cedents

"Giving out parking tickets" by Eilish Hewitt

"Other girls I have known" by Cindy Past and Laurna Goh.

"Overcoming fear" by Ahmup Ferret

"Manchester dance scene" by Mad Ferret

"Teenagers and sex" by Gaggin Ferret

(some very old very corny ones - but as I have said before, the input is minimal here)

"Bad economics" by M T Pokits
"In Search of Humour" by D.U. Noh & E. Gujokes
"Chinese fertilisation methods" by Hoe In Dung
"The trouble with tumble dryers" by Lucy Lastic

Dunc deserves a prize - I haven't laughed so much for ages either.

You can fool some of the people all of the time - in this case into believing I am hard at work .

"There is always tomorrow" by Anna Verday

"Questions for Irish parents to ask of their girl's other half" by Joan N. Elland

Ooooh - I'm going to get into trouble for that one

"Why is Bridget Jones unhappy?" by Samantha Corrs

'Why I am Fair-Haired' by Michael Tickeritage.

'Well, It Looked Nice On The Packet...' by Sir Vince R. Gestion