h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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"Elevenses" by Tina Biscuit

Call the accountants - no work is getting done today!

"Car mechanics tools" by Jack Rench and Alan Keys

"Submarine location" by Benny Thersee

"The words of the American national anthem" by Jose Ken Yoosee

'Shaving cuts' by Theresa Slipt.

'Crabs with Back Problems' by Michelle Ertz.

'Why dogs urinate on lampposts' by Terry & 'Tory' Al Reitz.

"Telling the truth" by Noel Eyes

"Promiscuity" by Emma Naday

Hey Duncan!
Are you back from your travels?
Or still trying to find a socket in Aus

I was in China...much fun, but my hold luggage obviously enjoyed it much more than me and didn't bother catching the plane back to Dublin with me .

There's various little bits of guide entries off my home page as a result...not much that would go in a definitive guide, mind you.


"Building suspense" by Maureen A. Minit

Hahaha
We better leave this thread to the titles, if there's more coming...
I can catch up with your travels on your homepage...

I can recommend http://www.h2g2.com/A450776 for a holiday briefing

"Holiday guides" by Wanda F.L Owen

'Door-to-door Sales Techniques' by A. Vaughan Collin.

'When to Call it a Day' by Ade Fewjars.

"Aardvarks and pangolins" by Anne Teeters

"Regrets" by Luke Backenanger

"Lawn maintenance" by Dan D. Lyons

"The end of the age of dinosaurs" by Katie Boundry

(And that's all I came up with on a long wet weekend in Sligo *sigh* )

'Church worship' by Neil Downe

'Skiing accidents' by Eva Lanche

'Keep it going' by Percy Verence

'Arboretum' by Theresa Greene

'Breaking In' by Jimmy D. Locke

'The Lost Artefact' by David Nitt

'My favourite Dire Straits Tracks' by Brother Sinarms and Moni Fernothing (sorry)

'My favourite Queen Tracks' by Ivan Titall and Bohem Ian Rapsodi
(sorry again)

'Drunken Singing' by Carrie Oakie

'Geek Central' by Alan Party (very sorry, I'm a geek)

'Forty-nine' by Sven Tim Sven

'Genesis' by Adam Aneev

I'll stop now.

Don't stop - they're great....

"Maintaining financial parity" by Eve N. Stevens

"Catering for children" by Carmen Geddit

'Sorting out my Crack' by Polly Filler. (an oldie but a goodie, IMHO)

"Register of births for 19 December" by Damien Arthurs-Began

"See you in court" by Gowan Sumi

"Up on a pedestal" by Eddie Fied

"Things that go bump in the night" by Amy Fraid

"The three musketeers" by Alf Irwin and Juan Ferall