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It was start of Threshers fair today at uni so I picked this lot up for us all

*A crane drops in 50 large crates of champagne*

*A blue fizzy figure appears near the Tent, just outside, and materialises into Pr. C. Tonks, who thought it best not to use the transporter beam again...*

Hey guys!

*looks down at his feat to make sure he's on the ground, not the tent...*

Thought I'd pop along again!
I've brought some stuff too!
I've got San Betian Seawater (sugar-water without sugar it seems like), Canfriedian Wine, and Osian Sub-Ice Cream...

*sets them on a table, and teleports some appropriate cuttlery near them...*

They we go...do help yourselves!

*stands still for a bit, grinning, and decides to mingle...*

Croz waht sort of freshers fair do you go to, they used to throw away free pot noddles at mine.

What is the appropriate cutlery for the Seawater?

Ell, the first years get to go to all these lovely seminars about where the library is, where they have lectures, get to sign up for societies, and eventually where the off-licences are (which is why I call it Threshers fair).

Everyone else who isn't a first year (like myself) uses it as a time to go to the off licence.

Yes they still give away pot noodles, and it's all week! yay!

*flutter of wings*

G'evening folks

*Kasia carries a large box of beer*

I brought you a box of German Weissbeer from Crossed Purposes. Help yourself.

Nice party you have in here; are we going to party till the results will be announced?

We used to position the Athletics stall right next to the stage and gather in a fair number of the freebies getting chucked out.

hello everyone,

just brought some bottles of "Haberschlachter Heuchelberg" with me
don't worry, it's nothing weird, just a good red wine (riesling) from the soutwest

feel free to help yourself

Apologies if I wander off or don't reply quickly. The reason is I'm putting the finishing touches to an article on Beroulli's Principle (A436808), and also hpoefully putting in the groundwork for an article on Swatch Internet Time.

*Downs a bottle of champagne and opens up one of the crates*

Sorry Amy for the late response...'net troubles...

Erm...well, when i said cuttlery, I also meant glasses, cups and so forth...erm...

*pours her a glass...*

Here, have a try!

*gets some Sub-Ice Cream for himself...*

Hell...ought to change my parenthesis...

So you don't need implements for the seawater?

*stops trying to use chopsticks on the San Betian Seawater*

Erm...no you don't...

The water from the West Seas on Governmental Planet, instead of having salt in, has something that's just like sugar, expet it's good for you in every way...
Hence, San Betian Seawater tastes exactly like sugar-water...
...oh yeah........

*gulps some down...then heads onto the not-so-sobering-up Canfrieda Wine...*

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*looks perplexed*

But how are you supposed to deal with the lumps in the San Betian Seawater?

*waves antennae in agitated fashion*

*comes round from champagne induced coma*
Where am I? What happened?

You fell asleep.

Would you like some more champagne?

*points towards the 50 unopened crates*

Your still at the party, EV. And you seem to not be as drunk any more. I found a full crate of champagne bottles, but no champange. You've all been busy while I was away!

I think I'd like to try some of the Sub-ice Cream, if I may.

G7

Champagne? Oh, yes please.

Here, have a cratefull. if we run out I can always get some more in.

Hmm, just to be on the safe side...

*Crane arrive with another 1200 crates*

Crates?
Sounds ideal.
I'll have 6!