h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes. *points at Croz*

I wish you'd keep your hand still, I can't see who you're pointing at.

Somebody over there. I'm not sure who, I'm having trouble focussing.

Try these glasses.

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~falls out of chair laughing~

When you're drunk everything is sooooo funny!

What glasses? Where have you gone? What are you laughing at?

~climbs out from under table~

These glasses.







sorry, these - glasses. Oh , they appear to be full of Champagne now. Want one?
Someone hid some bottles under there. I found them.

Oh, how convenient. Yes please.

~hands EV a glass~

Is that the one I drank, or is it full?
~disappears under the table to fetch a couple of bottles~

*drinks contents of glass*
No, this is an empty one.

~refills EV's glass~
Did I tell you, hold on a moment, I need to concentrate.

~carefully fills her glass~

Right, did I tell you I have been moved into a stateroom in Foxy Manor? You're drinking with a very important woman.

No, you didn't tell me that.
*drains glass*
Why don't you tell me now, while you're filling up my glass.

I was about to complain about Pastey not e-mailing me but then rememebred he was the only person here to use one of my addy's.

But none of the three e-mails are from him

You have an addy for each person you give it to?
Very posh.

Champagne?
~refills all the glasses on the table~

I got moved into the stateroom at Foxy Manor. I must be very important. Or maybe I earned it. I can't remember.

A Party!
Wow!
And I've been greeting newcomers all day!
Where's the PGGB?
And what are we celebrating???

Well we're celebrating the end of voting, which turned into my Birthday and now we're drinking to life.

And drinking to drunken-ness.

Have some Champagne GB!
~fills EV's glass again~

And we're also celebrating Mina suddenly becoming very important.
Er, not that she wasn't important before, of course.
Er....
*grabs a glass and drinks*

~gives EV the bottle~
I can't keep up honey, I'm not getting enough of my own drinking done~

~opens another bottle~

So why have you been... moved into this new... important... room... type thing?