h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That url was to my MST3K re-read of the latest murder attempt. Do read all the backlog on that thread, Sporky my sulking friend. There's a real important message from Shazz a bit further on.

Aww, c'mon, Sporky. Didn't mean it. See? Changed my name and everything...plus immortalized you in the Björkian Love Ballad in the C/WJ Funereal thread...

l'll even fix you a Gibson. A *proper* Gibson...

No comprende. that thread only has 52 posts. What am I missing? By the way, I've been using Goo from the get-go.

Goo from the very start, Valis?
Good man.

I HATE it when that happens. The address bar doesn't refresh when you move from thread to thread in a forum, and I must have gone to a different thread first. I apologise for misdirecting you. You should have gone to a thread titled "Dinner Party - Invitation Only" or something quite like that.

FLAP-FLAPP

*comes in and stops partway to kitchen*
sniff sniff
Another stranger here tonight.
*peers round corner*
Cowboy boots!
*scurries into kitchen and jumps onto counter*

Another simulpost.
Valis, that is Styx, my cyber-nephew's demon heavy-metal death rat. Big son of a gun, eh? He's not always what you would call polite, but he's honest and seems to respect fair-dealing.

Have you met Mindspring yet?

Agh.
Lil?
Speaking of fora?

ls the Safari thread showing up on your page? For some weird reason, it's not appearing on my list...anywhere...though all other forums are...

No, I haven't me him/her, but I believe reference has been made.

*eats ham and cornbread and gets long drink of water then washes face and hands and whiskers. watches stranger through butler window*

heh heh
*finds a donut in breadbox and eats some more* Hungry.

Aahh.. Mammalian hunger....I feel your pain.

smartass
*takes another drink then washes face. trots out from kitchen*
Lil you lock door again tonight.
*goes through salon and down the hall*

Don't you talk to the guests like that or I'll drop a flagstone on your head!

Sorry Val. It's an equal opportunity thing. He was rude to me too today. His big pal Quorthon is coming back next week so I think he's getting sassy.

I was off checking for the Pan-Dimensional Safari thread. It's showing up OK on my forum list, Odra. Another beer, Val? Or what are you drinking?

Yeah, let me mix this time....I't a surprise.......C'mon be brave..........Let me know if you like it....* turns excitedly mixing bottles and juices randomly (to the laymen).....places concoction(sp?) in front of Lil.* Here, try this, never mind the fact that it's blue.( or is it? Let's not start again on color theory)

*peers interestedly into glass of blue fluid*

Ooooo...l want one.

*looks extremely dubious*

C'mon guys, you only live once........ I'm not gonna tell you what's in it, until you try it.......

Odra, have you not been longing to go one-on-one with the cafe cleaning bot? Valis, just now, has undergone the full treatment from it. Val, that is a ritual event, what just happened to you over there. Did you see how the others reacted? They all know what goes down when that bot sees a dirty customer. I might have posted it, but it was a preset script. Anyway, Odra, http://www.h2g2.com/F26140?thread=69544&post=520706 I have a feeling Val will gladly act as your backup. If I drink this blue stuff I will not live at all.

*grins maniacally, grabs the glass, and knocks back the blue liquid in a single belt*

*twitches*

*gasps*

*blinks*

*grins again*

Val...is there Windex in that drink?
Let me at that bot. No injury l sustain could be worse than that drink....(hee. Must give me the recipe...)

*takes off at a bold, if slightly weaving, dead run, down the tunnel and to the cafe*

But if you don't drink it, you will not have lived.