h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Valis420 there's always OJ at Lil's (or at least there seems to be anyway).

*Goes and joins Titania on the verandah*

Ooohhh liquids. *stumbles onto the veranda, still hungover.

Hi Valis! I don't believe we've met?

Phil, did you put that info on the meteors on the noticeboard?

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Back later.

Hi, I just stumbled into town yesterday(I think),and I can't quite leave. I may be stuck here. Does that ever happen?

No it was probably Jimi X (he runs the observatory) or Yeliab who has written a good page about it.
I just felt that I could advertise the page in my own little way

Oh, Phil, if you happen to run into them, would you tell them I've re-arranged the frames of the board to make the text look better... it looked so crammed in.

*emerges from studio practically cross-eyed from working on restoration project*

Hey Valis, you made it. I see you are suffering from an overly-rapid adaptation to h2g2. Don't worry. Next stage is that you'll start talking to your real friends about h2g2 as if it is a place you're actually in. Which of course you are.

As a resident of Florida, I ALWAYS have OJ on hand. Titania supplied the never-ending champagne bottle (get used to it: there is a lot of magic around here), and Odra keeps me stocked in Obscure Canadian beer, which beats most anything I've ever drunk. In the beer category, I mean.

Do the meteor showers start tonight, Phil, the Perseids?

Aaahhh.. Mimosas make mouthes happy.

Lil, I'm being regarded as completely off my rocker at RL work, especially atern I told them how upset I was by the kidnapping of Falstaff...

"atern" - huh? I thought I wrote "after"? *shrugs* Oh, well...

You don't work for a kidnapping agency by any chance, do you?

...not to mention their looks at me when I told them I'd been Flamenco dancing!

What really amuses me is that I've had same sorts of "looks" by people at h2g2 after I've asked them to be guest artists...

No, Valis, I don't, I wouldn't have been so upset about it if I were...

These mimosas are great. Try one. Is this fresh squeezed?

Thank you, Valis!

*accepting Y of mimosa*

Is there a king of the elves or are you working freelance?

I haven't met any king of elves at h2g2, not yet at least. I don't know of any king of elves in the work of Shakespeare...

*realizing there won't be anyone around to talk to, noticing there's a lot of talking over at the CW-party, too tired to join in*

G'night all!

*drifting off*

Good night Elf Queen.