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FG Posted Sep 2, 2004
It would be nice if Bush gave the speech that Moore wants, but that's not bl**dy likely.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 2, 2004
The one where he declines the nomination?
The US Presidential Election dicussion at the Atelier
Demon Drawer Posted Sep 2, 2004
Is that the same one he clears the way for non-American's to rise to the highest office. Now that would be big box office. 
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Hypatia Posted Sep 2, 2004
If we had truth in advertising/campaigning:
Thank you for nomionating me for another term as your President. My first four years have been a mixed bag. Sure, lots of you have lost your jobs to outsourceing and are now losing your homes and filing for bankruptcy, but look on the bright side. My friends and contributors are becoming incredibly wealthy as a result. And all of those environmental protections that we threw in the landfill next to those billions of disopsable, nonbiodegradable diapers a year - well here again, my friends are reaping hugh rewards. And I always try to be good to my friends. That's the kind of guy I am.
We got Saddam Hussein, the smarmy b*****d who ordered a hit on my dad. Ok, so I lied to you about the wmds. Big deal. Maybe I knews it was a lie and maybe I didn't. But we got Saddam, the slimy p***k. Ok, so I lied to you about Iraq's involvement with 9/11. We got Saddam, the worthless m****r. And to those 1000 families suffering the loss of their sons and daughters as a result, well that leaves tens of millions of families who haven't lost anyone at all. And it's unmfortunate about our international alliances and reputation falling apart, but hey, in the world of today we have the biggest stick and wenwwsd to let the restof the world know that we'll use it when we want to. Plus, we got Saddam, the poisioness toad.
Why should you reelect me?
Because God wants me to be President for another four years. He told me so. Ok, so God didn't actually send me an e-mail or anything to say that, but I know in my heart that that's what God wants. Besides, I'm such a likeable guy - not cold and stiff like my opponent. And you all love my mother and we wouldn't want to disappoint her. And Laura is such a great First Lady. How could you not like Laura? And my girls love me. Daughters know what kind of men their fathers are. Trust Barbara and Jenna. They're going to vote for me and so should you.
The US Presidential Election dicussion at the Atelier
Hypatia Posted Sep 2, 2004
sorry about all the typos. That's the trouble with a rant. To correct the worst one, it should read, we have the biggest stick and we need to let the rest of the world know we'll use it.
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Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Sep 2, 2004
I thought the typos made it more like an authentic "Bush" speech .
Pity you missed out saying "Folks" about a hundred times.
The US Presidential Election dicussion at the Atelier
FG Posted Sep 2, 2004
And "noooook-cleeee-year".
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Sep 2, 2004
He doesn't say 'nuke-ular'?
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U195408 Posted Sep 2, 2004
that was aweomse hypatia!!
The US Presidential Election dicussion at the Atelier
Hypatia Posted Sep 2, 2004
Just to let you all know that it's on and I'm not watching. 
I'm reading a Sister Fidelma mystery.
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Demon Drawer Posted Sep 3, 2004
Dang! So he accepted the nomination. Doesn't want to spend more time with his family eating pretzels then?
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Demon Drawer Posted Sep 3, 2004
Ok I've redecorated the Gallery over at F38024?thread=477927
See you all there.
DD 
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Sep 4, 2004
They finally let all the demonstrators out of jail... now that the convention's mostly over.
This election year is making me nervous. People keep being polled as saying that Bush is a stronger leader in the war on Iraq and the war on terror... which I just don't understand. Who are these people that keep getting polled? And why are they so ignorant?
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Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Sep 6, 2004
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3622840.stm
am starting to get a bit worried that the tide seems to be turning in favour of Shrub...
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U195408 Posted Sep 6, 2004
psst, Ralph --> F38024?thread=477927
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Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master Posted Sep 6, 2004
Cheers pal, I had just noticed that!
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