h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BB, you're piloting....how much further...?

*As if in reply, Risa suddenly comes up in the viewscreen*
Welcome to Risa, holiday planet of the masses... a bit like Ibiza actually... during descent, here is some light music....
*Rave music blasts out of the ships speaker system as the ship descends...*

Umm, yeah, they certainly know their light music here on Risa.

*Turns the speakers down on the shuttle for her own sanity along with everyone elses*

...and here I was thinking it might be a nice relaxing holiday after saving the Galaxy...

Oh well...if you can save the Galaxy from Horrible Somethings....then you can put up with some....erm.....music.....i suppose it could be called that...vaguely...

Hmm, i suppose I missed the saving the galexy part, yes?
I think I still deserve a vacation though.

COuld be worse though, the Horrible Somethings could've won and we'd be forced to listen to Llewellyn Bowen's peurile ramblings about dado rails

[Link] I wish I'd never freed him...

[Peeves] Too late now! WOOHOO! [flies away]

Yes..you missed saving the Galaxy Lintilla....but don't worry...I'm sure there'll be another chance just as soon as we get our new ship, the Esirpretne-Z!

And that, Croz...is why it was of such importance that we stop them... Could you imagine the horror that would have happened if we *hadn't8....oh no....no no no........................

I don't want to think of that......

Think of Risa...nice...sunny.....no rain...unless rains wanted anyway..

D'OH! I didn't know there was another page here! Sorry!

[The Millenium Bug and Peeves pours out of the ramp]

[D'oh meant to say it lands]

(We all completely, totaly, & utterly understood...I hope...)

*Stumbles out of the Millenium Bug, wiping pie out of his eyes*

PEEVES!

*Looks around, and sees the Risa Starport. He also notices the CLI Mini-UFO landing not too far away. Affy decides to go to the Mini-UFO to clean up*

[The rest of the Millenium Bug's crew steps out. Link is holding a blue mask of a face that seems to have fins instead of eyebrows. He puts it on and, in a burst of N64-style CGI, transforms into a Zora. He is now slightly taller, wearing green shorts, and his boots. The "tail" sort of thing on the back of his head is green instead of blue-white like the rest of his skin.]

[YK] He's wearing "The Masque of Zora!"

*Groans*

*looking around the spaceport reminds her of something she had ment to ask earlier*
So when do we get the new ship??

*Strolls down the ramp wearing baggy shorts, t-shirt and shades, carrying surfboard.*

Right, which way's the beach .

The Beach is over here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A208676

Wooo, hooo! Surf's up

[Link, in one motion, jumps upward and dives into the water]

[YK is wearing Jedi robes; YC is wearing blue swimtrunks

[YK] So, let's relax on the beach --

[YC] Wait, you aren't dressed for the occasion.

[YK] Oh yeah. [Cut to exactly the same shot except that YK is wearing neon green swimtrunks] So, let's relax on the beach here.

I guess I'll keep an eye out for Al coming along with the Esirpretne then...

...mmm...sunshine...very nice..

makes a change...