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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 12, 2000
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Archangel Zax Posted May 14, 2000
well, i looked and looked, and apparently no one's done these yet-- can you believe it?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Pants
(an excellent bit of reference material!)
OR
The Pants Guide to the Galaxy
(there's a whole planet of mattresses, who knows what else is out there?!)
The Pants at the end of the Universe
(imagine the ad campaign for those?!)
or
The Restaurant at the end of the Pants?
Pants, the Universe and Everything
Or
Life the Universe, and Pants
So long, and thanks for all the Pants
Mostly Pants
Dirk Gently's Holistic Pants Agency
or (my favorite)
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Pants
The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Pants
or
The Long Dark Pants of the Soul
What can i tell you? the man is brilliant! 
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 14, 2000
Blimmin 'eck.
Or, as Cutlery would put it
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 15, 2000
So what if I like ing?
©µ†|ër¥
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Archangel Zax Posted May 15, 2000
yeah, who cares if cut likes to
( i know you were jsut kidding tweet, but i thought i'd stay with the game!)
btw, i like how you signed your name with the special characters there cut!
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 15, 2000
Imitation is the highest form of pants...
(or if you're Cutlery and are meant to be accepting the semi-apology then it's the highest form of flattery).
How do you do those special characters BTW?
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 16, 2000
Some South Pants episodes:
Cartman Gets A Pants Probe
Pants Gain 4000
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Pants Ride
An Elephant Makes Love to Pants
Pants Eye
Pantin' Marvin
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Pants
Tom's Rhinopantsy
Cartman's Mom is Dirty Pants
Not Without My Pants
Cartman's Mom is Still Dirty Pants
Pantslover
Pants' Wee Wee
Conjoined Pants Lady
The Mexican Staring Pants of Southern Sri Lanka
Pants on the Edge of Forever
Pants Suck
Chef's Salty Chocolate Pants
Chickenpants
Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Pants
Panthouses
Cow Pants
Pant Aid
Spookypants
Merry Christmas Charlie Pantson
Prehistoric Ice Pants
Spontaneous Compantion
The Pantubus
Pantovasaurs
Sexual Harassment Panta
Pants Orgy
Two Guys Naked in Hot Pants
Chinpantomon
Starvin' Marvin in Pants
Korn's Groovy Pirate Pants Mystery
Hooked on Monkey Pants
The Red Pants of Gayness
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Pants
Are You There, God? It's Me, Pants
Worldwide Pants Concert
Cartman's Silly Pants Crime 2000
Tooth Fairy's Pants 2000
3
JOTD: I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 18, 2000
Pants boy!
How about: Pantman and Pantin'
3
JOTD: Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 18, 2000
I second that grrr
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Moo Juice Posted May 22, 2000
I'm sorry but it has to be said.
you people talk far to much!!! :O)
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 23, 2000
"To read makes our speaking English good."
"We're literary."
Moo Pants... interesting
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Jun 1, 2000
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Madam, you're pants, and I shall be sober in the morning."
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