h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

heh. I don't know Jabberwocky at all.

And the famous Queen songs: Bohemian Pants, Killer Pants, Crazy Little Thing Called Pants, Fat Bottomed Pants

I hate that last one. Sorry to be all feminist and all...
I just wanna try sommat.
O O O
o o o

There *sigh of relief* I *can* do something

Ooops, no I can't.
Gotta love that parser.

Queen are quite overrated...they are like Nirvana, I hate constantly hearing about them. Those bands are a bandwagon for people to jump on. Give some other bands a chance, goddamit!

Yeah, I agree, the beatles, Queen, nirvana - they are overrated. But they're still damned good. Except Nirvana.

Treading on thin ice are we?

Treading on thin ice in great big size 11 Doctor Martins, but then I'm used to that sort of thing.

Sorry. Should have included a title. It's Panterwocky.

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Custer's last pants.

(now that sheds a WHOLE new light on that war, doesn't it?!)

(presidential catch phrases)
The New Pants Order/ the Pants World Order/ The New World Pants

One Thousand Pairs of pants. - ronald reagan (points of light program)

Read my pants, no new taxes!
Read my lips, no new pants!

I never had pants with that woman.. Monica Lewinski.

A pants in every garage and pants in every pot.


I'd REALLY like to know how you guys do the bubble fish...?

I don't watch pants, too ethnic for me.

(Okay. That probably needs a little explanation. The original quote is "I don't watch SBS, too ethnic for me" and it was said by a Greek in an SBS show. SBS is the Australian ethnic channel BTW.)

I've got the pants in the morning
The pants at night
I've got the pants when everything's alright

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Purple Pants, are in my brain,
Lately pants just don't seem the same,
Acting pants, but I don't know pants,
Scuse me, while I kiss the pants.

And some more films:
The hunt for red pants
Good Pants Vietnam
The running pants
Total Pants (or Pants Recall)
The Jungle Pants
Lady and the pants
The rescuers down pants
Beauty and the Pants
Pantasia
My god, these Disney ones are despicable

Watership Pants...no that's way too cheap

"When I'm walking with dark pants
I am a man who walks alone..." (wonder why?)

*giggles*
*slams open her dictionary of quotations and flexes fingers*
Let them eat pants.
Show me some pants and I will write you a tragedy.
Speak pants if you speak love.
We have become pants (I could actually start a whole new thread for pisstaking Maggie Thatcher)
The truth is rarely pure and never pants.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the pants.
A man cannot be too careful in his choice of pants (ok, I admit it, I loke Oscar Wilde)
And of course, my favourite poet, Matthew Arnold:
Ah, pants, let us be true
To one another!

It is concluded. Banquo, thy soul's flight
If it finds pants, must find it out tonight

Or did I already say that one?

What pants from yonder window break?

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JOTD: The insomniac, dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

The first rule of Pants Club: Don't talk about Pants Club!
The second rule of Pants Club: Don't talk about Pants Club!
The third rule of Pants Club: If it's your first night, you must pant!

Wow

And another from Fight Club:

Sticking feathers up your pants doesn't make you a chicken!

Songs:

Pants is a Dancer
Pants Shack (or Love Pants)
...Baby One More Pants
Purple Pants
Mercedes Pants
Canon in Pants (or Pachelbel's Pants)
Pants on the Range

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JOTD: Don't you hate it when they verbify nouns?

DOTD: Aibohphobia - fear of palindromes

How the hell could you be scared of palendromes?!