h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since it's my fault this got started, I'll be the first to pantify!
Apologies to the non-Buffy fans out there but I love doing it with Xanderisms!
"I'm 17. Looking at pants makes me wanna have sex."

Hi Tweetie. This could be fun. Did I say could? duh me. -Will- be fun

Let me root around for some song lyrics. It's getting late however so I can't promise anything for today.

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John F. Kennedy.

"Before the end of this decade, I vow that America will send pants to the moon"

Ok, this thing is only two hours old and I'm already breaking the rules.
Here is a pants version of Black Sabbath's War Pigs

Generals gathered in their pants
Just like witches at black pants
Evil pants that plot destruction
Sorcerers of pants contruction
In the fields the pants burning
As the pants machine keeps turning
Pants and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed pants
Oh pants yeah!

Politicians hide their pants away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that all to the pants
Time will tell on their power pants
Making pants just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in pants
Wait till their judgement pants come

Now in pants world stops turning
As you hear the pants burning
No more war pants of the power
Hand of pants has struck the hour
Day of Judgement, pants are crawling
In their pants the war pigs crawling
Begging panties for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his pants
Oh pants yeah!

ROFL

How nice

It is concluded. Banquo, thy soul's flight
If it finds pants, must find it out tonight

Hehehe- I *knew* this was a good idea!
"Adversity's sweet milk, pants."
Romeo and Juliet in case you were wondering.

MacPants:

Hubble, bubble, pants and trouble,
Pants burns, a pants bubble.

Homer: Mmmmm... pants...

Bart: Eat my pants!

Maggie:
Oh wait...

Are book titles allowed?
"Real men don't eat pants"
"The hitchhiker's guide to pants"
"So long, and thanks for all the pants"
"The Dorling-Kindersley guide to pants"
"The Lord of the Pants"

calvin coolidge: "the business of america is pants"

Another book: Pardon me, but you're stepping on my pants

Two pants or not two pants, that is the pants

They've got fire in their pants, hunger in their bellies and great big shoes on their feet

What a waste it is to lose one's pants.

'NO!' Flakfilzer doesn't know the MEANING of the word 'no'! We're also a little fuzzy on 'pangluten' and 'pants'

I love pants. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. (DA)

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known pants.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by pants. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause pants.

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without pants.

Eighty percent of success is showing pants.

A country can be judged by the quality of its pants.

A good many dramatic situations begin with pants.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better pants.

A life without pants is a life without effect.

A man cannot be too careful in his choice of pants.

A man will fight harder for his pants than for his rights.

A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than pants, because 300 people choke to death on pants every year.

A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many pants.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's pants.

A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in pants and powder.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his pants.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in pants.

An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of pants.

Curiosity has its own reason for pants.

Each life makes its own immitation of pants.

Eccentricities of pants.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the pants we have rushed through life trying to save.

Hitch your pants to a star.

Hold the pants, for I am coming.

I either want less pants, or more chance to participate in it.

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his pants.

If you can't convince pants, confuse them.

Kites rise highest against the pants---not with it.

Look back, and smile on pants past.

Maybe this world is another planet's pants.

Nothing is so aggravating than pants.

Nothing succeeds like -- pants.

Pants is the best of all instructors.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Pants" is the answer.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you pants.

The cure for boredom is pants. There is no cure for pants.

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is pants.

The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their pants.

The rule is, pants tomorrow and pants yesterday---but never pants today.

There are two pants for everything.

Those who stand for nothing fall for pants.

Value your pants. Each one may be the last.

We really don't have pants. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

When its a question of pants, everybody is of the same religion.

Winged pants.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats pants.

If we do not all hang together, we will surely hang pants.

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Classic Film Quaotes

I'm the King of the pants.

Frankly my dear I don't give a pants.

All long time ago in pants far, far away....

Show me the pants.
Louder.
Show me the PANTS.
Ok Jerry you're my pants.

Of all the pants joints in all the world she has to walk into mine.

and from the same movie.

You must remeber pants,
A kiss is just a pant,
A sigh is just a pant.
The fundamental pants apply
As pants fly by.

'king hell!

May DNA forgive me but I've just written an Obit to Peter Jones and have the radio scripts open in front of me.

This is ths story of 'The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to Pants', perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most sucessful pants ever to come out of the great pants corporation of Pants Minor- more popular than the 'Celestial Pants Care Omnibus', better selling than '53 More things to Do in Pants', and more controversial than Oolon Coluphids' triology of pants blockbusters: 'Where Pants Went Wrong', 'Some More of Pants' Greatest Mistakes' and 'Who is This Pant's Person Anyway?'

And in some of the more relaxed pants of the Outer Eastern Rim of the Pants, The Hitch-Hiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Pants as the standard reposiyory of all pants and wisdom, because although it has many pants, contains much which is pants, or at least wildly thong-like, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important ways. First, it is slightly cheaper, and second it has the words 'Don't Pants' incribed in large, pant-like letters on the pants.

To tell the sory of the pants, it is best to tell the story of some of the pants behind it. A pant from the palnet earth was one of them, though as our story opens he no more knows his destiny than pants know the history of the East India Pants Company. His name is Arthur Pants, he is a six foot tall pants descendant, and someone is trying to drive a bypass through his pants.

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I think the above would make a good companion piece Buddy.

Yeah, they rock!

I gotta think of my own now...