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She Who Gratifies Gravity Posted May 4, 2000
From:"The Fires of Winter" by Johanna Lindsey
She panted him hungrily. That her pants had tempted him beyond control was a fact. That she was driving him wild with her pants now was even more true. She urged him to pant her, and he did without hesitation. She opened her pants to him, and he panted deep into her inner pants. He clutched her pants to pant her even closer to him, and panted her like pants ride the wind.
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 4, 2000
I am a panter. I live to pant.
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 6, 2000
Yikes. I think I've created a monster...
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laffin jon Posted May 6, 2000
I love the smell of pants in the morning.
(or am I the only one who knows that?)
Ich bin ein pants.
Lock, stock and two smoking pants.
Buffy the pants slayer.
I could go on, the list is pants (sorry endless!) 
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 7, 2000
The Pantsmaker
Hang on a minute- that could be two films.
Double pantifying
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted May 7, 2000
I got some albums: Reign In Pants, Decade Of Pants and Seasons In The Pants (or Pants In The Abyss). They're by, uh, Pants. *^_^*
Anyone figure out where I got them from then? Actually, don't worry about it...
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 7, 2000
*raises an eyebrow*
'tis better to have pants and lost, than never to have pants at all.
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 7, 2000
Knowing your taste in music, I've never heard of them.
Beethoven music:
Moonpants sonata
The pants quartet (or the last pants)
Pathetique pants
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Mike A (snowblind) Posted May 7, 2000
Reign In Blood, Decade Of Aggression and Seasons In The Abyss by Slayer. Don't you just love mentioning your favourite music?
Como Estais Pants
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 7, 2000
All of which sound better on a penny whistle.
*giggles*
Sorry, rl joke.
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 7, 2000
Hmm... 
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laffin jon Posted May 8, 2000
We've got 9oo miles to go,
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes,
it's dark, and we're wearing pants.
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She Who Gratifies Gravity Posted May 9, 2000
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend me your pants!
Pants! Pants! My kingdom for some for some pants!
Farewell! Thou art to dear for my pants!
PANTS III ARENA
DOOM 2: PANTS ON EARTH
WarPants
Rugrats: Search For Pants
PANTSCRAFT
LOONEY PANTS
The Curse of Pants Island
A Pants Affair To Remember
When Harry Met Pants
TAE PANTS Workout
Hooked On Pants Worked For Me!
Honey, I Shrunk The Pants!
Interview With the Pants
Tale Of the Pants Thief
The Vampire Pants
Queen of the Pants 
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 9, 2000
And pants to go before we sleep...
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 10, 2000
As I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my pants to keep...
3
JOTD: In case of fire, yell "Fire"
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 10, 2000
Do you have the pants,
To listen to me pants?
About nothing and pants,
All at once.
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 10, 2000
There maybe trouble ahead,
but while there's boxers, and knickers, and pants and y-fronts,
let's face the music, and dance
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- 122: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 4, 2000)
- 123: She Who Gratifies Gravity (May 5, 2000)
- 124: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 6, 2000)
- 125: laffin jon (May 6, 2000)
- 126: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 7, 2000)
- 127: Mike A (snowblind) (May 7, 2000)
- 128: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 7, 2000)
- 129: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 7, 2000)
- 130: Mike A (snowblind) (May 7, 2000)
- 131: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 7, 2000)
- 132: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 7, 2000)
- 133: laffin jon (May 8, 2000)
- 134: She Who Gratifies Gravity (May 9, 2000)
- 135: Mike A (snowblind) (May 9, 2000)
- 136: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 9, 2000)
- 137: She Who Gratifies Gravity (May 10, 2000)
- 138: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 10, 2000)
- 139: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 10, 2000)
- 140: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 10, 2000)
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