h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mike go to the book shelf select a well known book and turn up a well know passage and off you go. Easy really.

This is cool. Oh right, a contribution. Here goes...
"Men are from pants women are from Venus" (although I think that was a given )
"I think a relationship is like pants. It has to constantly keep moving or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands here... is dead pants." (Yes I took out the "a"s- it didn't make sense with them.)
"I see dead pants."
"Sleepless in pants."
"In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon good evening and good pants."
"I don't know if you got any of that but I'm account number 714357457 and I'd uh, really like a copy of the pants."
"Ross pantsed me." and across the hall...
Ross "So, I kissed her."
Joey "Pants?"
Ross "Yeah."
Joey "Cool."

Ok, I've got to finish with something from Buffy:
"I laugh in the face of pants. Then I hide til it goes away..."

"It is by pants alone I set my mind in motion
It is by the juice of pants that thoughts acquire speed, the lips become pants, the pants become a warning.
It is by will alone I set my pants in motion."

"The pants must flow!"

"I suspect the pants exist in vast numbers, and it is they that control Pants."

"I'll be pants."
"I've got this terrible pain in all the pants down my left side..."
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look pants."
"Let's kick some alien pants!"
"Always a teacher and some pants there is." (Again with the getting rid of "a"s...)
"I mock you with my monkey pants." Oh bugger, it's the same with pants as without. Shoot.

Is anyone else starting to find this slightly tiresome?

(And, to keep with the topic

Is anyone else starting to find this slightly pants?

Hey, thanks DD, I got my ideas already!

One of my favourite books:
Mrs Frisby And The Pants Of NIMH
Then there's the film The Secret Of Pants.

Basil The Great Pants Detective *^_^*

The Rescuers Down Underpants

"The Pants King"
"Beauty and the Pants."
Tiresome? I suppose a little. But if you don't want to play then you don't have to come here Cutlery ;-P

Now, from the 007 genre:
From Russia with Pants
A view to a pants
GoldenPants
The pants are not enough
The pants who loved me
Pantsraker
Pants are forever
Thunderpants
For your pants only
The man with the golden pants

I'm exhausted reading all that but for what its worth:

American Pants

Continuing Cutlery's theme:
Pants Never Die(s)
And, on my own theme:
Buffy, the Pants Slayer.
Oh, and Pants Hall.

And the opening line of Friends becomes.

It was pants really.

Which seems to imply that watching the next six series is a waste of time.

Makes pants, not war.

Pants time.

So no one told you that your pants would be this way.
Your pant's a joke
You're broke
Your pants-life is DOA.

Though of trying a Lord Byron line, but couldn't bring myself to do it.

Hey! I didn't even see Demon Drawer's post before doing my "Friends" theme song take-off. Demon Drawer...how did you do that????

I'll be pants for you,
When the pants start to fall.
I'll be pants for you,
Casue you're pants for me too.

Perfect, Demon Drawer! Great improvement on the original.

Just thought we ahd to add the chorus.

Ok, I lied, this is great

Indiana Jones:
Raiders of the lost pants
The temple of pants
The last [pair of] pants

Myfavourite bands are Iron Pants, Black Pants (or Pants Sabbath), Derek And The Pants, Pants (*^_^*), PantsSlayer (now that one's cheap!), Sex pants/Pants Pistols etc

Whaddya mean you've never heard of them?!

The first line of Friends was "There's nothing to tell."
Sorry, had to be obsessive and crazy.
Glad you approve Cutlery ;-P
Austin Powers: International Man of Pants/ The Pants Who Shagged Me (I'm sorry.)
Calvin and Pants.
The Sixth Pants (or The Pants Sense I suppose).
Ally McPants
The Larry Pants Show
Monty Pant's Flying Circus
The Pants Show
Now for the real showing off:
If we pants have offended,
Think but this, and all is pants:
That you have but pants here
While these pants did appear.
And this weak and idle pants
No more yielding than some pants.

star trek: deep space pants
pants; the final frontier, these are the voyages of the starship pants, it's continuing mission to explore strange new pants, to seek out new life and new pants. to boldly go where no pants has gone before.
slightly repetitive i know but still...
ummm...
i wonder what it's like to be the pants maker, i wonder how it feels to know that i made the pants (mb20)