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Post 1581

Fashion Cat

smiley - winkeye Nothing wrong with your boxers at all hon. Just you didnt seem too keen on wearing them as much as maybe you should have... smiley - winkeye


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Post 1582

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*raises one eyebrow*


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Post 1583

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

LOL Oh no I totally dig 'em. It's jst that a friend of mine was read over my shoulder. She even pointed out a typo! smiley - bigeyes Hehehe. I actually have two kinds. One has the words "ants in my pants," and the other has bunches of cherries arranged to look like ants.


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Post 1584

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Well, I know it's time to make my comeback when EV has taken over my eyebrow duties.....

*fixes EV with seriously raised eyebrow*

I also thought I might mention my Darth Maul boxer shorts, but that would be rude before asking if everyone had a pleasantly debauched Christmas and New Year.....

So, have I missed much?


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Post 1585

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

my new year was sadly without any debauchery.... Although, I did have a glass of champers... and i'm underage by one lousy year.....


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Post 1586

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'll see your eyebrow, and I'll raise you some nasal hair.


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Post 1587

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

::wants no part of the body hair wagering going on:: Umm.... when are we getting back to knickers and such?


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Post 1588

Martin Harper

whenever you like... smiley - winkeye

My holiday season was fairly debauched - and I greatly appreciated the belgian tradition of stupid quantities of kisses... smiley - smiley


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Post 1589

DD and FC

well, stupid quantities of kisses were to be found here, but then that wouldnt be hard for any of you to believe I wouldnt have thought after November!


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Post 1590

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

*smiles with an air of deep satisfaction*

smiley - smiley


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Post 1591

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Is this still satisfaction about November, or has something happened since then?


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Post 1592

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

I need to hang out with bunches of Belgian girls around the holidays then. smiley - winkeye


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Post 1593

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

What's so special about Belgian girls? Do they do something kinky with truffles?


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Post 1594

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

LOL Can truffles even be kinky? smiley - tongueout


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Post 1595

Fashion Cat

Depends exactly what you do with them...


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Post 1596

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

True... but... Oh well there is that German lady (I think she's German) who does that thing with the potato.


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Post 1597

Fashion Cat

*raises eyebrow*

now at this junction, would it be silly of me to ask what thing with a potato???


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Post 1598

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

Well... she carves it into a particular shape and does things to her self with it. Do I really need to elaborate further?


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Post 1599

Fashion Cat

I really hate to think!

That sounds like that thing that woman did on Graham Nortons show that Babel was on about in DDs Stag do. (I wasnt peeking to see what you were doing to my love, honestly! smiley - winkeye) I mean fair enough, but potatoes? ugh!


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Post 1600

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - yikes
What a waste of good potatoes. smiley - smiley


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