h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't mind me either. I am deeply engrossed in this book I just bought.
"Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices."

OIC, so that's what that's called.
And I didn't even know there was a name for THAT!

*looks over Mina's shoulder at the book*
Blimey. How are they allowed to publish things like that?
*points at diagram* Is that a camel?

*turns book upside down*
I'm not sure...

*gasps and points* Surely that's not legal. Or even physically possible.

I think you've seen quite enough for now.

*shuts book*

I think it'll corrupt you.

Oh. I'd better stop looking then.
*sneakily makes a note of the ISBN number*

*Peers at EV's pad*

*Wonders if he can borrow anyone's copy*

Nothing much, did he...

*wonders what to say to avoid falling into the same trap*

Oh, BTW, in Danish "Bras" mean something entirely different... It translates (back) into "rubbish". Not that that's supposed to carry any deeper meaning whatsoever.

*wonders if they let him off with that*

B/R
SG V

I'm sure that is ok as most of the people in this forum seem to advocate the non-wearing of bras anyway.

This is my book, and I'm keeping it until I've read it all. I might be prepared to demonstrate, I mean lend it to people after that.

And I agree, bras are a bloody nuisance.

*waits to hear if she's been accepted for the documentary*

What documentary would that be then?

The one about sex.

It's not easy being a sex goddess, but someone has to do it.

Well, that's true. And I, for one, applaud your efforts.
*applauds*

Just as long as other names are changed to protect the not so innocent.

Of course! I wouldn't dream of mentioning any names. They might not want me anyway.

*dons false moustache and dark glasses just in case*

Of course, I'll be describing disguises. That's fair game.

*looks around for brown paper bag*

*hides them*

*pulls emergency brown paper bag from pocket and puts it on his head*