h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Didn't any of you see the the programme on the dangers of underwired bras? They have been scientifically linked to breast cancer, and the research is opening up terrifying possibilities. Women in countries who do not wear bras have a significantly (and I mean significant!) lower incidence of breast cancer. I think that the choice is ... "My wonderbra makes men look at my tits, oh dear, now I have to have one removed if I want to stay alive" or "bouncy happy free free!"
Besides those bloody little pads in wonderbras always pop out at the most embarassing moments.
Who wants to live life in a padded cell? Ditch your brassiere, Mina and live forever.xxx

Well, it would be rude of me to disagree.

Going back to 1460...

wasnt so quickly that I took to it... I just wanted to go one way and insisted you followed. Perfectly innocent

It seemed so natural for you hon.

I would ditch the bra Tiger, in the summer or when I go out I hardly wear one. But I have a job working with the public, and most of my collegues are men. I already have to put up with outrageous harrasment, I think bouncing around is not going to help. Especially at 3am when the taxi is full of drunk men.
And it's not very comfortable anyway.

What a shame, maybe wear some support then, but not too constricting under the arms...you know the hard panels in that area that they put in most bras? as for underwires...they are one of the main problems. Anyway your wires keep trying to escape dont they? Have you noticed that shops are now flogging wonderbras cheap since that info came out? If all this seems irrelevant to you, then the best way of keeping the bra intact is to stitch the corners of the bra where the wires are to keep them secure and to wash your bras folded up inside a sock so that they don't get too damaged in the washing machine drum.

I'll have to try washing them in a sock. I do sew the wires in eventually, I like my wonderbras. I have no cleavage without them.
I always get mine fairly cheap anyway as I get them from Matalan.
I bought about 3 more to replace the knackered ones, so I should look after them.
Thanks.

*coughs politely*
So, um... how's the bra situation looking now?

One of my "new" ones is now an old crappy one that's broken.
But any excuse to buy some more is ok with me atm.

Blimey, they don't last long, do they?

They take some abuse some of them do anyway.

Grr...

That all depends on the technical skills of the person removing it!

But most gay men never wear bras!!!

I wasn't used to it.

Aw... poor baby. Didnt take enough men to Rocky Horror then did you hon.

No he wasn't into that shame.

Aw baby... Still, thats one thing you'll never have to worry about with me

Certainly not, it's just a jump to the left...

...and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight.

Cut to the chase babes... Lets go straight to the pelvic thruuust!

*wonders whether to blindfold the others and place earplugs in their ears*

*shuts eyes and sticks his fingers in his ears*
You two carry on. I'll be over here.