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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 23, 2001
I heard about her on the Daily Show on Comedy Central and on one of HBO's Real Sex episodes...
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 23, 2001
Oh and then she deap-fries the particularly carved potato and eats it.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
Is this part of the act or does she just get a bit hungry?
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 23, 2001
hmmm... methinks someone may have appreciated her efforts though. Hardly a party trick you can perform in normal company though! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
I think the audience would get a bit restless waiting for the potato to cook.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 23, 2001
hmm. you'd have thought there would be other more appropriate veggies as well. I mean a potato isnt the first thing that would spring to mind. Is it?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
No. The amusingly shaped turnip from a certain episode of Blackadder is what springs to mind.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 23, 2001
Go on... I'm dying to know what on earth this is. I cant remember that episode unfortunately 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
Well..... it was exactly the same shape as a thingy. As Blackadder's puritan aunt, Lady Whiteadder, found out when she demanded a raw turnip. 
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 23, 2001
I do remember now! That was one of the episodes DD and I had to re-watch if I remember rightly, because someone decided at that point to let me know that we shouldnt just be friends any more! I mean what a time to do something like that when there is Blackadder to be watched! 
at DD
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
Awwww. 
Funny, I've never thought of that episode as being romantic before.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 23, 2001
hmm... probably right there. but strangely that didnt seem to matter at the time. And there is the added dimension of imbibed wine as well... ho hum, it got me a gay man, so who knows. It could have romantic subliminal messages running through it!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 23, 2001
Maybe it was just the amusingly shaped turnip that did it. And I think it was part of the act. And she carves the potato into its amusing shape before she uses it which is before she fries it.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 23, 2001
hmm. is till dont think a potato is the first thing that comes to mind. carrots, i could believe, but which mind would think 'aha! a potato is what I'm looking for'?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2001
Well, turnips aren't normally that shape either, so maybe she's a Blackadder fan.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jan 24, 2001
hmm.. thats a good point. parsnips could be quite interesting...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 24, 2001
What about cucumbers? Too obvious?
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Mina Posted Jun 27, 2002
Cucumbers get my vote!
(What on earth where we talking about??)
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jun 27, 2002
I forgot actually... 
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Demon Drawer Posted Jun 27, 2002
Mind you it did appear to reasonable on topic still roughly.
Persoanlly I'm wearing a union Jack Bra today with Hen on the left breast and Man on the right cup.
Remind me never to use that dyslexic lingerie manufacturer again someone.
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