h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Plop*
Ooooooooh! Look Greebo! A doughnut just fell and landed on your head
shazz

you are quite welcome sporkulious...i do hope my reply was of some help to your friend
on another note, did i mention that these woods are magical as well as beautiful?....go ahead Greebo, eat the doughnut, it is perfectly safe
AA

~Greebo eats the doughnut with relish... and the looks up at the tree in wonder~... Do you think this is a doughnut tree?

relish? I've never tried that... what type of relish do you use? watermellon? pickle? mustard? hot pepper? sweet pepper? tartar? ketchup?

Me just knew someone would pick up on that one... me got a sore bum from kicking myself so much... ~grin~... me loves you Sporky... ~huggle~

Me loves you Greebo ~huggle back~

~Greebo's face matches her red bum... ~

Red? I thought it was orange?

Hello Aunty,
I havn't got any problems but i thought i would pop in and greet you anyway.I'm new around here,very new,still finding my way around(which can be a problem at times i suppose,but thats a pleasant problem).So for the foreseeable future i intend whizzing around just being nice and friendly to everyone who strikes me as being friendly too.Then i am going to try and write some stuff.I will probably have a lot of problems when i get to that stage ,but by then,hopefully,i will have loads of friends to help me out.
seeya
Love Noname
PS...i loved your bit about appreciating nature

It may all be very well being nice to people, but remember they need to be the right people i.e. socializing with prosthetic vogon jeltz is not such a good idea. Even worse, a vogon who has just ended an unhappy love affair and may even have had his grandmother eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal. Have you any ideas on how to avoid these slightly inconvenient moments, whilst avoiding vogonic poetry?

how about avoiding vogons?

Bye everyone... ~grin~... see you in a week... don't forget me... will you... ~huggle~

I think it would impossible to forget you, Greebz. See ya in a week if you're not too busy

You are unforgettable, Greebs. I wish you total happiness. I love you. alicat*

Good luck with your plans !!! Mine usually get all weird

Greebo!
Big huggles to you for this your BIG day
I trust that you have someone to keep your page while you are away!
I will pop over to MadMunks Temple and light a candle for you until your return
shazz

Thanks for the info Bloody Babel,i have absolutely no idea what a "vogel" is let alone how to avoid one.However as i said i intend being nice to people who seem nice.If vogels and bugblatters wanna be nice to me then i shall be nice back too,live and let live i say.If they don't ...well then that is basically their problem and if need be i shall cross that bridge when i come to it,What are they anyway?,can anyone enlighten me?.Why do you call yourself high and mighty?,you seem fairly friendly to me.

Lol...beginning to think that you got yourself one hell of a job here Aunty.
Ciao Ciao people...and things

*Barney hobbles in on crutches* Hello everyone. I've just dropped in to catch up on things. Been sort-of out of circulation for awhile. Sorry I missed the chance to wish Greebo well. Two weeks ago I slipped on a patch of ice at work, went about 4 feet in the air and landed on my hip and elbow. Result: cracked pelvis and a multi-colour elbow, a week in Selkirk and District Hospital, lots of good pain killers and crutches till I can walk properly again. I've spent most of a week in an easy chair, and am finally more able to get to the computer, which is upstairs from where my chair is. Sure is painful - perhaps a sit under a magical tree will do me some good. Best part is its a compensation claim, I get paid to stay home till I'm fit to drive my (standard) pick up truck and sit at my desk again.

May God heal you Quickly.

hello there nonametraveller (why do you choose your name??), it is quite kind of you to stop by my page for a visit, please do so often and if you ever need advice i will do my best to give it to you ...
you are welcome to join me and my friends anytime you like
bloody babelfish (strange name, must tell me about it sometime), i think that avoiding the vogons would be the best advice, there are just some people that you cannot help but then again what if there is one vogon out there that really does want help? i would feel quite sad to be the one who turned him away so i think i will just keep a pair of ear stoppers handy just in case
my poor dear Barney how terrible that you were injured, i do hope you are feeling better soon and maybe we can help to take your mind off of the pain for a bit with some nice daydreaming
AA