h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dismissed most of the charges earlier, exlusive the curry-part (it's to hard) ... and in this case STUMPED is not in charge and I think it would need more than one judge to charge them
but that's SH/SV-business .... anyway.
The only problem left behind was the continuity-problem:
I tried to ask some experts (astroid lil), but didn't got an answer. Therefore I came to my own conclusion after studying some material.
I think that continuity is a law of nature .. *silence all over the place*
and therefore I cann't do anything. In RL it's like gravity, you can not do something against it.
But h2g2 is a special place (isn't it! ... and we love it all ) and that's why here this law of nature can be streched or even be broken ... like the law of gravity * AXR starts a little demonstration by hovering trough the courtroom about 2,5m high ...* >BOING< .... ups, SORRY ... hope this wasn't somebodys head.
well, well, well ... therefore I only can please all people in here, that you are a little more precautious with assumptions and actions which involves other peolpes life or health ... or maybe some day somebody will say "... and hits him (or her) with a weapon, that kills him absolutly, that he never ever will come back to life" ... because then you are in deep deep trouble.
I for myself think it's more funny to throw the pun and see how the other peolpe will handle it.

well, I think this case is closed now.
I'm sorry but I'm a bit in a hurry ...
*leaves the courtroom to sort out in his RL ... but the holographic system is activated if more help is needed*

*Sighs*

Oh, well. I knew the heroes would have to win in the back of my mind. It's a rule, I guess.

Anyway, I think we've settled this well enough. Thank you your honor. I must be leaving now. I've yet to tell Amy and Styx that I forgive them for attempting to commit genocide on my rat-ants a while back.

Thank you, your honour. You are most wise.

*Leaves, with a triumphant smile on his face *

[YK and Mackenzie are sitting in their seats with composed, serious expressions]

[YK] I feel the time ...

[Mackenzie] ... has come to say ...

[They jump up, hands raised, and start bouncing around]

[Both] WOO-HOO! We're number one! We're number one! We're -- [they collide] D'OH!

*NYC, before making his leave, jabs YK in the gut*

erm.. oops?

*Stands to leave*

Thank you, your honor. It's been a pleasure working with you again.

*Notices NYC jab YK. Decides not to complicate matters by starting a brawl in a courtroom, and leaves*

[YK and Mackenzie exit and then wait until the next new features are updated so they can unsubscribe from this forum]

*sea looks at the empty courtroom*

[sea] well, we didn't exactly LOSE...

[evillene] we didn't win.

[sea] but at least we didn't lose. that's progress.

*sea and evillene exit the forum*

*Grins smugly. Oh so smugly*

well, thats good corrupting the system for ya, cya later UH

*drives off on his HARLEY*

*Bows to anyone left in the courtroom and performs a neatly executed somersault into a heating vent in the ceiling.*