h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whoo-hoo!

*Runs out of the Courthouse to buy everyone steak dinners.*

*Finishes looking over the courtroom documents, and decides to join everyone else in the free steak dinners, looking forward to seeing what makes the Big Gun tick*

* Slips dye into the steak machine to see what people's reactions are.

Hmm,green,yellow,purple....

Blue I think

*Affy waits for the dinner. He sees the blue steak*

Wait, regular steak isn't blue. That means...Oh, you people shouldn't have! How did you know that Dorn Beast steak is one of my favorites??

*Eagerly takes a bite. A look of dissapointment crosses his face*

Hey, this isn't dorn beast! This is blue dye! Oh, well.

*judge AXR can't join the multicolored steakparty, because he has some business to do an is off vor a weak week ... or see*

*Feels sorry for AXR that he can't join in the steak dinner. Meanwhile, everyone helps in pulling a massive banqueting table into the Courthouse, and piling it high with various food and drink, of vast and entertaining quality. Then they all sit down and tuck in.*

Enjoy, everybody!

*Decides to make a Harry Potter reference, seeing as everyone else on the Internet is, and it's high time h2g2 had one*

Hey, every flavor beans! More steak, please.

Mmmm,meat....

*Eats ravenously*

*Runs in sniffing.*

Aha, I thought so. A feast, and here I am slaving away over at CLI, taking a gun apart. Oh well, better late than never.

*Fills a plate and starts eating. Pops a flavour bean. Grimaces.*

brussels sprouts.

*Decides to stick to the steak, and gets a glass of some kind of carbonated beverage*

* Wonders where all the little green men came from. *

Ah well, I'm sure they aren't causing any harm.

*Finishes steak. Looks around for someone else to annoy *

*Munches away on steak. looks like a prime target for the annoying tactics of jacculus.*

*Afgncaap5 comes from CLI, carrying a manilla folder. He lays it on an official looking dining table, grinning*

Chrome 101 is innocent, as is The Big Gun. The culprit who tampered with the gun is The Masque Of The Red Rejection Email, who injected the handle with nanites. Red managed to escape, however, so, according to the rules, he can't be arrested. Anyway, that's CLIs report.

*Raises his arms in a celebratory pose. he istossed in the air by the crowd. Unfortunately, they fail to catch him.*

*painfully* It's OK, guys. I can still walk ... just.

Maybe you should take that to the ship's medic. We do have a medic, don't we?

*picks himself up. wobbles.*
I don't think so. Check the Staff Roster.

*comes in after to busy weeks und starts to read the CLI report*
well, well, well ... I expect something like this, although I more tought in a virus, but nanities are as worse as this.

Mr. Chrome101 you are free and when CLI will have cleaned the gun and you from those nanities you can have the gun back.
BUT BE CAREFUL ... and maybe don't carry them if you don't need them.

AXR, the JudGe has spoken

*Clears throat*

I believe I forgot to add this to the report, but once we knew that the problem was nanites, we removed every last one from the Big Gun. Chrome is not infected with them, unless they were put in at some other time. But, if these were from the same batch of nanites, they will cause absolutely no trouble for any of us. Chrome is perfectly clean, as is his Big Gun.

Well done !!!

Yay!!!

*Kool and the Gang's "Celebration" begins to play in the background, as a jovial mood overtakes the proceedings.*