h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so it's a rental!
I take this ship for two weeks, you take universe express or prefer cash ???

*call's clouGhie in the Grin* ... you can have a ride, wantya?
don't forGet the acoustic , I would like to have some music on this trip

... and when we see Greebo out there, will see what we can do ...

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tis a black hole... me going in... see you all in about a week... ~huggles across space~

I said we should have done something, Irv.
Maybe we can get Alien to sign the paycheques?

Well, black holes are well know for their ability to send people back in time, so really, we should be getting our paychecks yesterday

Do you think my bank manager is going to believe that?
Anyhow, if we got our paycheques yesterday we won't be having this conversation, will we?

I believe the future will update itself with a little delay and soon you won't have had this conversation at all but your paychecks yesterday and everyone will be happy...

Happy happy happy

I see you are having some trouble wih your ships. Maybe I could come back later. You know when they are less prone to getting lost or running into stars and the like. You also really need to get them done up in brighter colours!

Trouble? With our ships??? Oh no no no... These are just minor adjustment difficulties, absolutely _nothing_ to worry about... Irving, tell MCB that our ships are fully & completely safe to use...

As PRO I think I'm qualified to say that there are no problems, just a few undocumented features.

So true, Doctor John. Now, if you'll all just sign these waivers (absolutely nothing to worry about, just standard, you know) you can all be on your way.

~Irving

Strange people, Irv. They seem to want perfection.....

hey, I don't need perfection, as long as you stand behind your product, I'm willing to take a chance.

*takes a big toke from the pipe*

Standing behind a spacecraft is generally very dangerous, as the engines tend to produce vast amounts of heat that can cook one like a marshmallow. Therefore we here at the H2G2 Space Center Spaceship Rental division do not stand behind our products. We do, however, fully back our products, and we often stand to the side of them while they are in our docking bay.

Share and Enjoy

Absolutely!

Alien... normally I'd do this myself, if it were one of my own pages, you know, but as this is YOUR space center (or is it centre?), could you do us all a favor and bring us a brand new thread? This one has gotten a tad cramped...

~Irving

Certainly... But I don't mind employees starting new threads on their own if they feel crowded...
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35868&thread=48173

(and it was center for a while but now it's absolutely centre... )