h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm a slave to temptation Dr.. I'm not one to pass by too many fine establishments of the 'inn' persuasion. Come to think of it, there's a fine line between temptation and persuation, I think I am walking it. *thinks on Johnny Cash*

* ... comes bacK after some time of thinKinG and with his really blacK boX*

I would liKe to try this Volvstar thinG and if my rbb fits in ...
what Kind of fuel does it need? ordinary waste recycling propulsion ,
or do I need supierior waste?

AXR

I don't know, but you can have all my bottles if you give me a ride.

I hate driving, and all of the responsibility that goes along with it.

Hey Dr John (Why are your wearing black?)

I'm in for the week so if you want to go and try out your ship we can before the easter holidays if you want. Sorry I'm not very consistent with my appearances at the moment, I've got exams coming up (blah blah blah excuses).

Don't worry if you've already gone, I understand.

By the way someone asked before what colour I wanted with my 360 degree thingy and super fastness ship, red and black please

SallyM

Yo, Sally. Been there and come back several times. However, with the speed of my machine (now renamed "Rolling Thunder") we can have a 4 week holiday, give you ample time to study all that you should have done and make several million on soon to fail dot.com companies. Hop aboard and let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Did someone ask to test drive the Volvstar?

~Irving

aahh, yes I would like, but there are no problems, or?!

*watchinG the ship with some worries* I mean, this brown dot's everywhere, are just paint, aren't they?

Ahh! Just the type of store I have been looking for! Do you have any cheep and cheerful models. A kinda girlie car in bright and outstanding colours. And fast. I mean FAST!! (Some furry dice would be nice too)

I take it that nobody wants my bottles?

Those brown dots are just... well, we'll have the mechanic look into it. Take the test drive, if you don't like how it handles, bring it on back

Bannanna, I've got the one for you. Have a look at this pretty pink 'Vette. Since it's a rental, it's nice and cheap

~Irving

Well, see you guys later. I'm going over to the Cheshire Grin Inn to play some tunes. Check out my page if you want to play a good java game.

do you have any time limitations for test drives?

... because GoinG on easter vacation next week ... a.n.d this is a Good way to test it, or !?

*lookinG hopefully*

pssst, hey, can i hitch a ride?

*whisperinG* sure if we Get this volvstar for the ride
were u wanna Go???

* looks suspicious *

just up to the end of the fence.

OH, OH, BLATANT MOVIE QUOTE!!!

*confused* therefore I see most movies in German, which one is it from?

...aeh ... and which fence

I'm afraid that after a certain period of time -- say half an hour -- or a certain distance -- don't even try hyperspace, the whip lash you'd get would be awful -- the autopilot takes over and returns you here, unless you pay for the craft, in which case you can go as far as you like (remember it's only a rental -- all damage will be taken out of your checkbook)

Oh, and the autopilot occasionally ingores stellar objects -- stars, for instance -- so I'd be sure to program a specific course back here before it does it on its own!

~Irving

Greebo to Mr Washington... me says... Greebo to MISTER WASHINGTON... ~A dull thud is heard over the speakers~... Ohhhhh Pooooootttttttt...

Irv, I think Greebo may be having a little problem out there. We've got to get her back in time for her wedding or we may have some explaining to do to her beloved.

~Static over the speaker and then~... MR WASHINGTON... me not sure how to turn around... me just flying in a straight line... Ohhhhhhhhhh POOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT... ~A pooping sound... Opppssss... should have been popping... but my spelling was never good... grin~

Should this bit have come off?????