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yes...are you gonna name names Vestboy?

(thats if they know, neither of my 2 focuses of unrequited love ever knew)

Which names do you want me to name? Whipser them to me now and I'll let the world know. You weren't a stalker were you?

(how do I whisper in text?)

not really a stalker (I was only 17)...but I
did go to BHS woolwear department
especially to 'bump into' her....anyway
enough about me, have all the lovable people turned up yet?

Let me count them.
Right form yourselves into a line.
No, single file will do.
Stop pushing at the back!
Nope, they haven't turned up yet.

Thinking of her amd knowing, no metter where she is, she is thinking of you...

he hides rizlas in between records + behind the settee for when i run out

Oh what a load of utter tosh - forget the beautiful people its the bitter and twisted ones that are needed here. I advance the theory that there is no such thing as love - it is an concept invented by humans to make themselves feel superior to the animals. God forbid that we should have sex for the simple reason that it feels good.

Yours still in an astonishgly foul mood
L

Ooooh, Lochie - whassup?

Mail me and give me a good ticking off if it'll help you feel better...(can't read it now though - I'm at college)

Ms Angel, I think you're confusing love with religion and sex
with table tennis?

Table Tennis and sex...What a concept!!

New balls please.........

It's quite enjoyable actually, although the net sometimes gets stuck in various...erm...crevaces and you must ensure that, when you return a serve (this one for the fellas), you _don't_ hit either of the slightly more pinkish coloured...er...spheres

*winces*

The fact that this forum has been going for 22 weeks so far, shows how pivotal and intrinsic the idea of 'love' is to all mortals!

*attempting to keep reply concise* In answer to Vestboy's questions:

1) don't think so, though I have loved* without knowing or necessarily needing/wanting to know if it was reciprocated

2) yes, and found it strangly angered me, as I 'liked' the person in question (ditto love*)

'sus

* this all depends on your definition of 'love'; 'true love' I consider to be essentially reciprocal, so cannot speak with any authority

I've come over strangely emotional after reading this thread, so I just had to join in.

I have both loved and been loved, but far too rarely managed to get both together at the right time and place

Unrequited love is, in my experince, such an amazingly large pain in the butt that I have no truck for it anymore, from either side. I didn't mean that to sound bitter & twisted, despite Loch's request for more such people - I am being happy & smiley, and inhuming anyone who interferes with this.

I agree with 'sus, that 'true love' must be reciprocal. It is the defining emotion of humans and their interaction with each other, and we really must learn to appreciate it when we've found it, and not, well lets just say, let it go. (and that was b&t)

Hugs & Kisses to all
Zed

Hey 'sus, being mythical, are you not mortal then?

On a lighter note (happy smiley!!),

Love is...
Always remembering to buy the right kind of chocolate, whenever you go past a shop.

Walking miles to buy a special cake, just cause they might like it, just to see that smile.

Buying her flowers, for no reason at all

...stronger than justice, love is thicker than blood. Love love love is stronger than justice, love is a big fat river in flood.

'sus

Hi Zed! Long time.....

Let's just say it's in the hands of the gods...!

...Feeling like you've never felt before, at a hundred and twenty on the back of her bike, never wanting the ride to end, feeling like you could ride forever if only it would keep on being this good...having to take your lid off so you can howl at the moon and let the world know how you feel...

Love is Sting lyrics???

Love is sitting in a cyber cafe in central London with 400 other people, tears streaming down your face because tomorrow you have to bury your pet mouse and there was nothing you could do to help the poor little thing.