h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Women hating shopping - an interesting concept. Personally,

Women hating shopping - an interesting concept. Personally, I don't believe it. Shopping with a naked woman could be embarrassing.

Mmmmmm, in my experiance, for what little it's worth, Love is being able to talk intensively and honestly about absolutly anything and everything, without the fear of ridicule or rejection.

(Sid the Kid getting emotional!!!! Nah never!!)

It's excitingly risky too, though, isn't it?
Because all of these intimate and deeply personal things (which are said at a time of passion or intensity) can be brought back in the cold light of day if the "love thing" evaporates.
Trust is very important isn't it?

I think that love is a whole range of emotions and can be felt towards a range of things - this is going to sound weird but the most intense non-sexual emotion I have felt is towards the horse that helped me regain my confidence riding and taught me to jump. I used to stand in his stable for hours resting heads together and when I had to leave him it was worse then leaving a lover! Dearest Odin - if I win the lottery I know what I am going to buy

*gasp* jan* you don't believe a woman could hate shopping?? Why not? Sounds like you are stereotyping all women...hmmmmmm. I assure you it is true.I must be using that "man" side of my brain more in that area. LOL

Aaaaw, bless.

Isn't she sweet?

Now, let's not get any closer to programmes that appear on Channel 4 late at night...the police might be watching...

I think there are people (or animals) who help to form us into the people we are and there are peolple out there who will help us to get through new and, as yet, undreamt of episodes in our lives.
I think of a teacher who taught me when I was little and who really helped me to be confident. I've really thought about trying to get back in touch with her but she must be retired by now.

You should - they are really blown away when you tell them about the influence they had on your life

Have you done that? What happened? I think I'd better soon or I'll regret it later.

She burst into tears!

As bad as that! Perhaps it was your time in borstal or the years spent in the French Foreign Legion. Not everyone takes kindly to military types.

I may try and begin by writing a letter. I can find thename of the schools head by loking at the OFSTED reports on the net.

This can be a bit tricky if, like me, you come from an LEA whose reputation for 'mathematics' is such that it consistantly came at least 104th in the league tables for GCSE maths when there was still only 86 LEA's...it's dropped a few places since more were created.

Legal disclaimer: This is not a personal slight on any particular maths teachers who may or may not be watching. Some of you do damned fine work, and I had 2 or 3 really rather good maths (and an excellent physics) teachers in the LEA in question.

Good luck on your quest Vestboy! I think if I got in touch with any of my previous teachers they'd burst into tears too...sobbing, spitting, kicking, shouting "Oh, no, when did they let you out!" and generally behaving like fans at an American golf tournament.

Anyway - aren't we (I?) straying from the subject now?

Love is...

the sweetest torture.

Can we have an explanation please Loch?

Do you like shackles and thumb screws?....

An anagram of voLe

An acronym of:

Livid

Octaganarians

Value

Eucalyptus oil

No Sid I meant torture of the soul - the soul!!!!!

over when he doesn't go to the bathroom anymore to let off wind.