A Conversation for The Snowball Cannon
I'd like to order a hit
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 27, 2000
Aline, for some reason I can't seem to get the link to work. Can you try again? I keep getting a 'Connection Refused' message. 
Tell you what . . . take this snow gun. It can shoot one snowball, and will then self-destruct. It's a pretty good sized one, but not as good. Try it and see what happens.
But only attempt to use it once. And remember, this gun can only shoot about a 20 pound snowball, so make it count! Good luck!
*Sorry if this posts twice*
I'd like to order a hit
Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 27, 2000
Aline, for some reason I can't seem to get the link to work. Can you try again? I keep getting a 'Connection Refused' message.
Tell you what . . . take this snow gun. It can shoot one snowball, and will then self-destruct. It's a pretty good sized one, but not as good. Try it and see what happens.
But only attempt to use it once. And remember, this gun can only shoot about a 20 pound snowball, so make it count! Good luck!
*Sorry if this posts twice*
I'd like to order a hit
Phil Posted Mar 27, 2000
It seems that Eddy (of the space time continuum disruptions) has been at it again.
I could give you a wonderfuly technical answer, with lots of jargon, but I'm not going to cos I'm going to bed now!
oh yes can do the deed for http://www.h2g2.com/U107357 with a message: pushing this snow should help in training for the falls jump 
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Alien Posted Mar 28, 2000
Oh no, please give me a 40tonner... It has to be a 40tonner for welcoming... Here, take back this gun please... I know what's wrong with the link - the dots in the end are believing they're a part of the link... Stupid dots... Here:
http://www.h2g2.com/U115721
And the same message... 
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Alien Posted Mar 28, 2000
I see you already welcomed her... Twice... Ignore above, no need for more snow... But it was mean to tell her who I was!! She should have guessed... But thanks!! Now she's having twice trouble shoveling that snow...
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Alien Posted Mar 28, 2000
Hmm... It's been a while... What? It hasn't?? Oh, who cares... I need snow!!
Lord Falk LeGrey at http://www.h2g2.com/U115508 is dying to get drowned in snow... *evil laughter*
Please hide a shovel and a message in it:
"This shovel is not for killing!! PP!!"
*leaves happily humming Jingle Bells*
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 28, 2000
Two snowball sent: one for Phil and one for Alien. Enjoy!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 28, 2000
Okay, this place needs a company motto . . . y'know, like Crater Labs, Inc. is supposed to have a motto of the week? The current one is "Explosions build character." I recommend, "40 tons of frozen fun!" to be the current one for this place. Any comments Garius?
Well, I'm not gonna be here tommorrow through possibly Sunday. Any last minute orders? Anyone?
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Phil Posted Mar 28, 2000
Cheers guys. I'll drink to the snowball cannon next time I have one
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Pen_Is Posted Mar 29, 2000
I want as many as possible fired at at http:www.h2g2.com/U50436 and with the message: Catch me if you can attached. thanx.
Jeni X
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Pen_Is Posted Mar 29, 2000
Hola, Katsy, I sorry. Jeni X says I write that for you, I put Jeni X on page not me. That is from me because Jeni X tells me to write that, she says Katsy and her are in the fight and I help her? I am no sure. Sorry, you stil talk to me?
I give Jeni X one. http://www.h2g2.com/U108443
good?
I say Hola Jeni X.
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 30, 2000
I was a little confused by the above 2 requests. I wasn't here yesterday to fill the orders as they came in, but reading them now, it looks like the first one was a mistake, and the second was to make up for the mistake.
Do you still want to send them Pen Is?
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Katsy a.k.a. Esti Posted Apr 2, 2000
HOW DARE YOU ALL TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I'M NOT HERE TO DEFEND MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DEMAND THAT 5 40 TONNE SNOWBALLS HIT http://www.h2g2.com/108443 WITH THE MESSAGE OF "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!! I HATE, YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And Pen Is don't bother listening to Jeni X cos she's got a mentle block right now!!!!!!!!!!!
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Garius Lupus Posted Apr 2, 2000
Um ... there must be something wrong with that address - I couldn't connect to it.
Also, your request for our _free_ service was not phrased in the most polite terms. In fact, even though we honour all reasonable requests, our attitude towards demands is quite different.
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P'hul -that just turns over heads up pennies that she finds Posted Apr 2, 2000
*looks over her shoulder*
*then disbelievingly(sp) looks back*
*newly deleriously says*: HOW CAN THERE BE NO SNOW AT THE SNOW CANNON???
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Afgncaap5 Posted Apr 10, 2000
*Whistles a bit, and dusts off the cannon*
Snowballs, anyone?
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Alien Posted Apr 10, 2000
Yes, please!! One to Otso
http://www.h2g2.com/U113467
with a message: "Happy Birthday!! "
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Garius Lupus Posted Apr 10, 2000
Your birthday wish is on it's way. Hope it wasn't too late
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Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) Posted Apr 11, 2000
Hello please send an astronomically large snowball to
http://www.h2g2.com/U113890
cheers me dear!
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Garius Lupus Posted Apr 11, 2000
Your order has been filled. I noticed another snowball had previously hit that page too. The more the merrier, I suppose.
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