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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 14, 2000
Right!
But first, to BB's rescue!
BS, I'm getting lots of yummy readings from where they're keeping BB. Looks like there's a lot more of these creeps there.
If it's eat or be eaten, and I think it is, maybe we should go for their mozzarellamachine that's keeping Bridge from locking on to BB's perilous coordinates. If we devour that, we won't have to face any more condiments.
Idea? Or you wanna continue down berserker ave.?
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Mandarb Posted Mar 14, 2000
*Mandarb materialises on the bridge*
Oh, hello cap'n.
*Promptly disappears, before fading in slightly*
I'll explain late...
*disappears again*
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 14, 2000
Mandarb, is every thing OK up there, some strange things seem to be materialising down here. Like the Cap'n's 3-d chess set, and the Doctor's diagnostic bed.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Mar 14, 2000
Has anyone got BB out of there yet...?
*E gathers that nobody has*
*E notices that there's still one extra left & stops worrying quite as much...*
*E wanders a little further down the corridor...*
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 14, 2000
Meanwhile, lurking by a piece of pineapple, four eyes look at him.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Mar 14, 2000
*E wanders back to the rest of the group...the corridor was definitely clear...which was...strange...*
Prez, you any closer to finding BB...?
*E notices the silence & thinks ****...*
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 14, 2000
*Suddenly Ensign InsertNameII puts a peanut in his mouth, and lo and behold, discovers he has a serious peanut allergy.
He dies.*
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BluesSlider Posted Mar 14, 2000
Damn, another good man down.
*BS heads off down a corridor dripping with olive oil, heading towards the artichoke*
This way Prez.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Mar 14, 2000
*E knew this would happen sooner or later...*
*She now had the horrible feeling that there was nothing between her & nasty things...*
*E shudders at the thought*
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 14, 2000
It's perfectly safe if you don't wear red...
Hang on, if it's safe, why am I kidnapped???
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Mar 14, 2000
And why has no-one been able to find you yet...?!?!
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Mar 14, 2000
And how can I ask you questions, have you to reply to questions, be able to hear you, yet not find you & un-kidnapp you???
There's something strange going on me thinks...
BB, tell me where you are...then I can find you...
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 14, 2000
I am strapped to a chair with 27 TV screens and a microphone in front of my mouth. They show me areas all around the ship, and seem to be tracking you...
...The ship looks surprisingly like a maze.
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Mar 14, 2000
"****"
OK, so if they're tracking us...and this ships like a maze...how good are you at giving directions...?
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 14, 2000
ERm... did I tell you that the room I am in is in the centre of the ship and is spinning round and round and round and round and round...
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Mar 14, 2000
I take it then that you have no idea...
Oh well...can you see us...?
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 15, 2000
*Looks around*
So. A maze of twisty passages all alike, eh? Lemme try a few things.
*Spreads hands dramatically*
XYZZY!!!
*Nothing happens*
PLUGH!!!
*Still nothing*
PLOVER!!!
*Natta*
Y2?
*Nope*
Hello Sailor?
*Nothing Happens Here*
Hmmm. This maze is pretty tricky after all. Wait! BB's in the center of the ship, right? So, if this ship has artificial gravity, that means nothing to me, except that we eat inwards. If this is a spinning ship, eat downwards. Go!
*Begins taking slices of pizza with light sabre and elvish sword*
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- 21: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 22: Mandarb (Mar 14, 2000)
- 23: Demon Drawer (Mar 14, 2000)
- 24: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 25: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 26: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 27: BluesSlider (Mar 14, 2000)
- 28: Bluebottle (Mar 14, 2000)
- 29: BluesSlider (Mar 14, 2000)
- 30: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 31: Bluebottle (Mar 14, 2000)
- 32: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 33: Bluebottle (Mar 14, 2000)
- 34: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 35: Bluebottle (Mar 14, 2000)
- 36: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 37: Bluebottle (Mar 14, 2000)
- 38: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Mar 14, 2000)
- 39: Bluebottle (Mar 14, 2000)
- 40: Afgncaap5 (Mar 15, 2000)
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