h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I used to be indecisive, but now, I'm not so sure

Good morning/evening/teatime people.

The computer fixy guy rung my Maw to say that the situation was hopeless and he would have to wipe the whole computer hard drive.
He said it was something to do with conflicting computer art programes, name that GIMP.

curses.

Yeah, my PC has a virus at the moment. We may have to wipe the harddrive again.

Tut tut, I thought I taught you to always use protection.

I knew that all along dear, but my brother is reckless and just wants a good time, and you can have a better time when you don't use a firewall.

The innuendo is thick enough to cut with a chainsaw...

Good Idea
*pulls chainsaw from pocket*

This will only end in tears... *hides*

It usually does, for me at any rate.

Have we gotten a new HQ yet?

Not as such, no. How was the base destroyed again?

A freak explosion... And I was probably involved too...

That's highly likely.

I think the cellars are still intact. Can't we just use those as a base?

I dunno. Its up to you or Jack or Yael or me or someone else with POWAH.

Well I'm going down there to check them out. Coming with?

erm... maybe we should finally start to build something new?

But a cellar base would be cool. It would be like the whole base is a bomb shelter.

Sure! I'll come with!