h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pretty neat background story there, Zonk, but I'll be darned if there were hardly any weevils in it at all. Kensington seems to think the Saot have been somewhat weevil-like, but I think he's just guessing.

Maybe Zonker has designed his RPG as a friendly pastime for Ruritanian Role Playing Weevils? It may even end up as a MUD for Silicon Valley Computing weevils - how about it, Zonker?

It was written before my days of Weevil-ness, of course, there are weevils in there, they are just not in the forefront!

Dr. D

i new it i new ther wer weevils in the stori yay

There are weevils everywhere are there not, Kensington? I imagine that Weevils can live anywhere that parties and corn syrup can be found. Have you heard the story of Alberecht Moonweevil? Posibly not - I shall have to post it.

Yes! Post it! We all need to hear it!

Dr. D

I will post the tale as 'A Farewell To Alms'. Perhaps Nick will put a link under the weevil tales section of the church page. May most of your Mexican weevils be of the partying variety.

Totally off subject - I have had a really horrid day - can I have some sympathy please? Insincerity is fine here.

*hands Frizzychick an Florida Happiness Weevil, who's very presence is guaranteed to make one's spirits lift.*

Haven't been around much in the past few days, unfortunately. Work is grinding me down and squeezing out the last vestiges of leisure time left to me. I've had to give up sleeping just to be able to play Diabo II.

Oh pauvre Frizz, although the Florida Happiness Weevil is bound to help you with the woes of a crummy day, I suggest you also seek out a Kentish Plonk Weevil, as they're brilliant at finding sources for glorious glorious plonk even when all the off-licenses have closed. As we tell the guitar player every year: "Seek ye comfort in thy blessed weevils, for thine ass is now ours to kick verily and thy guitar shall be rent asunder". It's more appropriate here if you kind of ignore the second part.

By the weevil's slavering fangs! Perc, that's a great story, and I added it to the church page (I've had to read it to Kensington five times already - he loves it). I also added a "Latest Additions" section near the top (just below the welcome section) so everyone can see what's been added to the page lately.

Looking good Nick! I must say that I have been remiss in my visits to the church page. I hope that this is a forgivable sin?

Dr. D

It's not a sin to begin with, my weevil-loving friend. One must only go to the church page when one bleeding-well feels like it (in much the same way that I update it from time to time ).

Well, I have still been remiss in my duties. I only hope that Kensington can find it in his weevil heart to forgive me.

Dr. D

What you need Zonker are the ministrations of a Damascene Penitence weevil, who will undoubtedly forgive you - even if you have done nothing to be forgiven for.

Weevils are terribly forgiving creatures - and after the typical weeviul behaviour on their public holidays anything else would be frankly hypocritical. Despite their usual careful and reponsible behaviour for most of the year, they do tend to let their shells down on the big holidays and overdo it a bit (and expect immediate forgiveness). Has kensington recovered yet?

He may have but only Nick would know for sure.

Dr. D

No need to be reticent kensington, we all love you.

Indeed K., you have been awfully quiet since the big bash - we hope you didn't make a total weevil of yourself. Speaking personally, I had a bloody good time and would be most pleased if the entire episode was wiped from communal memory.

Episode?....what episode?

I think Frizz ought to tell us about her St.Weevil's day celebration because... because we're part of the community and it cannot be wiped from our memory if we don't know about it... and because we're inquisitive... and because Kensington would be sympathetic and Boswell,my Bohemian Quoting weevil friend,would have something to quote. Please.