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Name the NEW HOLIDAY
Nick O`Teen Posted May 23, 2000
Cripes, I don't know what I'd do without my weevils. 
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted May 23, 2000
Be church-less, as well as very upset, no doubt.
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Nick O`Teen Posted May 23, 2000
Well, I'd certainly be more miserable than I am now.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 23, 2000
Kensington has not gotten sick has he?
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted May 24, 2000
No, he's fine. In fact, all of my weevils seem unaffected. They're pretty durable, these weevils.
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted May 24, 2000
Except for the Newfoundland Hypocondriac Weevil, which always seems to have some sort of illness.
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Percy von Wurzel Posted May 24, 2000
That's because Newfoundland Hypochondriac Weevils are descended from Parisian Pill Weevils.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 24, 2000
The Dharan Dementia Weevil has never had such problems.
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted May 24, 2000
Oh, by the way, Perc, there's a link to your story on the church page now. If any other members ever write any weevil tales, we can link them there as well.
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Percy von Wurzel Posted May 26, 2000
My Japanese Purring Weevils are vibrating like a... like a...... like Japanese Purring Weevils.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 26, 2000
That's a good thing Perc, wouldn't want them vibrating like anything else!
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted May 27, 2000
Purring weevils! Hooray!
(and all the weevils go *yay!*)
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Jun 6, 2000
'Hello ..... is there anybody out there? Can you hear me calling you?'
Boswell, my little Bohemian Quoting Weevil associate, is getting terribly lonely. Almost alienated in fact. Has the CotTW fallen upon hard times? Surely I have not missed some CotTW ritual of silence?
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Nick O`Teen Posted Jun 6, 2000
Nope, however, I can only speak for myself. I've been on a coding marathon for the last two and a half weeks, and it's only just ending (sort of) today.
I still check H2G2 just about every day at some point, but I've had to take a "speak only when spoken to" approach so that I can get my work done.
I, too, am rather dismayed by the sudden pall that seems to have fallen upon the church of late. I'm just too dadblasted busy to do anything about it right now. 
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Jun 6, 2000
I just think there's nothing to say. What haven't we decided about the new holiday? Anything?
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Jun 7, 2000
Perhaps there would be more to say if we exchanged our plans for celebrating St Weevils day. After all, August 12th is not so far away. I am not at all sure how I am going to make a suitable obeisance, incarcerated, as I shall be, in the trackless wastes of West Wales.
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Frizzychick Posted Jun 13, 2000
Boy, that sure makes Wales sound like fun. Please pay a visit to the Oral History Collection Point at http://www.h2g2.com/F28964?thread=57962 to leave your stories for the St. Weevils Day exhibition at the Weevil Museum (and any links to pics would be great! if totally unexpected) OK OK I know it's technically not oral history - Digital History, I guess? (There is a pun there which I'm afraid I have to point out as I suspect nobody would notice - sorry)(It really is very bad)
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Nick O`Teen Posted Jun 13, 2000
As do I. I think I'm going to complain about this.
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- 101: Nick O`Teen (May 23, 2000)
- 102: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (May 23, 2000)
- 103: Nick O`Teen (May 23, 2000)
- 104: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 23, 2000)
- 105: Nick O`Teen (May 24, 2000)
- 106: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (May 24, 2000)
- 107: Percy von Wurzel (May 24, 2000)
- 108: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 24, 2000)
- 109: Nick O`Teen (May 24, 2000)
- 110: Nick O`Teen (May 24, 2000)
- 111: Percy von Wurzel (May 26, 2000)
- 112: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 26, 2000)
- 113: Nick O`Teen (May 27, 2000)
- 114: Percy von Wurzel (Jun 6, 2000)
- 115: Nick O`Teen (Jun 6, 2000)
- 116: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Jun 6, 2000)
- 117: Percy von Wurzel (Jun 7, 2000)
- 118: Frizzychick (Jun 13, 2000)
- 119: Frizzychick (Jun 13, 2000)
- 120: Nick O`Teen (Jun 13, 2000)
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