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Name the NEW HOLIDAY
Percy von Wurzel Posted Jul 20, 2000
Hello Zonker. Do you love even the Lubianka Security Weevils who evidently infest your new workplace, preventing your access to the sacred pages in working hours? 
Name the NEW HOLIDAY
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jul 22, 2000
I Love ALL Weevils!
Dr. D
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Aug 3, 2000
*Sneezes loudly*
We need to hire some house keepers or something! Look at all this dust! It's hardly fit for a weevil to live in!
Dr. D
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Alien Posted Aug 12, 2000
Same to you and everyone else!!
*goes to celebrate with all the weevils*
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Nick O`Teen Posted Aug 12, 2000
Happy St Weevil's Day, everybody! Yes, we Canadians are quite literally behind the times when it comes to universal holidays like St Weevil's Day (eight hours behind, in fact). Your weevils will likely be tucked away safely in their little beds, sleeping it off, while here in the Great White North will be just starting the hedgehog-cuddling competition, assuming we can find any hedgehogs. Kensington has cut some pictures of hedgehogs out of an exotic pet magazine that will be used in case such a crisis manifests itself.
I hope you all have (had?) fun today and that your weevils don't (didn't?) overdo it too much.
Yay!
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kensington Posted Aug 12, 2000
hapy st weevils day evryone
im goin to hav so much fun today i cant wait and nick is geting irttaetd erittaytid mad becaus i just cant stop pinging al over the plac becaus im so exited abot tonits fevity fesvtiy party
i hop you al hav lots of fun i hop i dont drink to much marspan gin
Name the NEW HOLIDAY
Nick O`Teen Posted Aug 12, 2000
It's "irritated" and "festivity", Kensington. If you could sit still for an hour or so, you silly weevil, you should make a note of this.
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kensington Posted Aug 12, 2000
ok nick i wil try to rember irritated and festivty for next tim
can we hav som marspan gin now just a bit befor we go to the bech
i can typ much fastr wen im pinging maybe i wil ping wen i typ now
Name the NEW HOLIDAY
Nick O`Teen Posted Aug 12, 2000
If it will stop you from bouncing off the walls, yes, you can have a tiny bit. Oh, you blessedly silly weevil, whatever am I going to do with you?
And make sure you eat some digestive biscuit with that gin or you'll be a mess and won't be able to help us assault the guitar player later on.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Aug 13, 2000
My Weevils! I almost forgot! Happy St. Weevil's day everybody! I tried to keep the place clean but, it's very tiring work!
Dr. D
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Nick O`Teen Posted Aug 13, 2000
Place looks just dandy to me, Zonk. Great exclamation, by the way. Got me laughin'.
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Aug 14, 2000
Hello everybody, hope that you had a spiffing St Weevil's day. Did you get the guitar player Nick?
Boswell says that hedgehogs are not as cuddly as they used to be. I think that this is sour grapes because he has a marzipan gin hangover. 
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Nick O`Teen Posted Aug 15, 2000
We did verily nail the guitar player and, as custom dictates, his guitar was rent asunder and used to ignite the bonfire. We did manage to get a couple of hedgehogs on loan from a pet shop (with a deposit). Ours were quite cuddly. Maybe your hedgehogs were off. More likely, the marzipan gin did a number on poor Boswell. Hope he's all right now.
Despite my best efforts at keeping an eye on him, Kensington wound up having way too much marzipan gin that night. He was quite a mess and when it came time to light the bonfire, he was crawling sideways a lot and babbling about railroad crossings and tea leaves. I pretty much kept him in my shirt pocket after that.
It was a great party, though. Kensington doesn't remember much, unfortunately. Maybe that's a good thing.
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Peregrin Posted Aug 15, 2000
Suggestion for the name of the new holiday:
The Feast of the Impotent Weevil
Name the NEW HOLIDAY
Nick O`Teen Posted Aug 15, 2000
Actually, we sort of decided the name back in April to be the Feast of the Ancestors, but I have yet to find the time and appropriate state of mind to do a write up on it. I'm so ashamed.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Aug 16, 2000
That's quite all right, Nick. We've all been busy of late.
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Dr. D
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- 143: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Aug 3, 2000)
- 144: Kumabear (Aug 10, 2000)
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- 147: Nick O`Teen (Aug 12, 2000)
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- 153: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Aug 13, 2000)
- 154: Nick O`Teen (Aug 13, 2000)
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