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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 8, 2000
Yeah Frizz, tell those of us that were too busy with the Marzipan Gin to remember what happened!
Dr. D
Name the NEW HOLIDAY
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 21, 2000
I guess Frizz is having a hard time remembering too!
Dr. D
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Sep 21, 2000
Either that or she is so busy beavering like a Colorado Beavering Weevil that she has not had time to enlighten us. I only hope that the reason church members chat so infrequently is because they are busy spreading the word amongst the great unweeviled masses. All together now - what do we love.....? 
Name the NEW HOLIDAY
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Sep 21, 2000
Chocolate!
Weevils!
Chocolate weevils!
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Sep 22, 2000
WEEVILS!!!
(Yes I know that was 17 hours later than "all together now", but better late than never, eh?)
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Sep 22, 2000
Jolly good response there, but something was missing. Zonker! What has happened to Zonker, the most weevilophilic church member of all time?
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Nick O`Teen Posted Sep 22, 2000
How about, "Nick! What has happened to Nick?"
Apologies for not being around much (i.e., at all) in the last week. It's not that I didn't bleeding well feel like it, it's just that work has lately been just one crisis after another.
The crises seem to have abated for the time being, so here I am, with nothing much to say. Perhaps I'll just sit here quietly and drool whilst I recover the previous week of stress and deadlines.
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Frizzychick Posted Sep 22, 2000
hey where's Nick - boy have I missed that cheeky chap.
I have ben trying to piece together the full details of st weevils day - but there are still some crucial hours missing - stay tuned - I shall report back in glorious technicolor as soon as stories have been compared and alibis have been arranged (boy, that marzipan gin has some kick)
Anyone watching the olympics?
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Sep 25, 2000
Sob. 
I missed the Olympic Weevil kissing. Hello Nick und Frizz. I'm not too sure that drooling is a good idea. Doesn't it make a mess on the carpet?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 25, 2000
I LOVE WEEVILS!!!!
Dr. D
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Sep 25, 2000
By the Great Druw, a plague of Victorian Humming Weevils on you all! 
A plague of weevils being, of course, a good thing......
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Sep 26, 2000
Amazing, is it not,that weevils, yea even Victorian humming weevils, discovered undeadness without even a hint of Great Old One or mad Arab necromancer? Certain items of weevil doctrine, though, remain to be elucidated.
1.Do undead weevils have birthdays, unbirthdays, rebirthdays or undeathdays?
2.At the Feast of the Ancestors (not far away now!) are all of the ancestors invited?
3.Why are guitar players attracted to al fresco parties?
These are matters of underwhelming concern to CotTW theologians and I am sure that you will all contribute so that Nick can post a sort of Nicene (Nickene?) creed.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Oct 9, 2000
As there seems to have been a decided amount of un-contribution, I feel I must contribute my thoughts... There are many creatures that have discovered undeadness with nary a sniff of assistance from the Great Old Ones. Weevils are an astoundingly advanced race, and as such may be expected to have developed along many lines of thought left unrearded by the human race......
1. I'm going to guess undeathdays.....
2. Surely they must be!
3. Many a philosopher has pondered the same......
And where is Nick?
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Oct 9, 2000
Quite, where are Nick .. and Frizz.. and Zonker? Has some dreadful fate befallen them. Are they incarcerated in the salt tombs of Kmar?
Kidnapped by Mangrovian cricket riders?
By the way, what's with the 'King' thing?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Oct 9, 2000
Personally, I think they've all been abducted by the famed Wandunian Weevilhaters, and am waiting daily for the ransom note....;-0
I've set up an alternate kingdom of sorts with Alien called Balwyniti, naturally I decided to be King rather than page-boy.... Drop by http://www.h2g2.com/A446078 , we're currently taking applications for any position.......
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Oct 10, 2000
Never fear! The Good Dr. is still here! Sorry for the long absence. RL sucks sometimes!
Dr. D
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Oct 10, 2000
By the slavering fangs of the Dharanian Dementia Weevil! We thought they had got you Doc. Them being the Manylimbed Crumpetgnashers of Kippax, of course. But we rejoice, and we LOVE WEEVILS too.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Oct 11, 2000
My, all this action again suddenly, I can only conclude that the excitement is mounting as the feast of the ancestors slowly draws nigh.....
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Percy von Wurzel Posted Oct 11, 2000
I have been advised by Boswell that the Tale of Ethelred the Undead and Olivia Oatweevil is about as genuine as a Syriac Palimpsest Weevil. Not only that, the ending is too abrupt and does not reflect good writing style. How I hate justified criticism. I suppose that I shall have to change it.
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- 181: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Sep 8, 2000)
- 182: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Sep 21, 2000)
- 183: Percy von Wurzel (Sep 21, 2000)
- 184: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Sep 21, 2000)
- 185: Kumabear (Sep 22, 2000)
- 186: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Sep 22, 2000)
- 187: Percy von Wurzel (Sep 22, 2000)
- 188: Nick O`Teen (Sep 22, 2000)
- 189: Frizzychick (Sep 22, 2000)
- 190: Percy von Wurzel (Sep 25, 2000)
- 191: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Sep 25, 2000)
- 192: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Sep 25, 2000)
- 193: Percy von Wurzel (Sep 26, 2000)
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- 198: Percy von Wurzel (Oct 10, 2000)
- 199: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Oct 11, 2000)
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