h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

:: Happy opens eyes ::

hell, how did you get here ???

By the power of democracy, and witht the good will of the people of America!

*UH, looking at his top pocket, where the bullet hit, says*
good thing I had commemorative CHOPPERS cigarillo case in my pocket, or I could have been killed.

blast! foiled again!

[Mackenzie pulls out a largeish katana sword]

[Mackenzie] You too! COME AND GET IT!

~from inside of a different building than before [the camera is in "scope view"]~


-camera view flashes to behind and to the left of M's head-

- in slow motion-
Mackenzie, realizing that there is a lazer on his face starts to turn and moves just enough for the bullet to fly past him and hit his sword sending sparks everywhere.....

UH (aside to sea): I dont think mackenzie will be too happy to be refered to as she, do you?

did I? terribly sorry

I dont believe i was speaking to you

Mackenzie is most definitely female, you dorks!

wonder what happened to the two crates that were lying around here ???

[Mackenzie teleports in front of NYC. She raises her hands and blasts NYC over. When the blast clears, NYC is wrapped up in tinfoil.]

[Mackenzie] [mimicing NYC's voice: she can do that, you know, being a droid, however much she looks like a human] Blast! Foiled again! [laughs in her own voice]

tisk tisk, putting my words in NYC's mouth.........

mmmmpph! Mmmm mmm mmmph! mrrrrgh!!

*NYC hops around a bit, trying to move his arm to where the machete is strapped in his coat*

D'OH! Meant to say "Yo's voice"!



Haw-haw!


[Look, just shut up, both of you!]


Sorry.


[Thank you. Anyway, Mackenzie teleports away to somewhere else. Elizabeth teleports to where Mackenzie was before and frees NYC.]

[Elizabeth] There you go!

?

ahh, much better...

*NYC runs up to UH, and upper-cuts him with a *CRACK*, starting a hand-to-hand brawl the likes of which looks very violent and oddly therapeutic*

[Elizabeth] [to UH] I'm sort of Mackenzie's "sister". We were built by the same Professor Rethlin. [bitterly] I was perfect, and then he tried to improve it. Now his latest creation's a bleeding heart who ... [realizes that UH isn't paying attention, is about to conjure up a spell to hurt him for doing this, and then decides to let NYC do it for her]