h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sea hugs happy*

[sea] it's good to be back, eh?

thankx - its blinding to be back - Yaaaaaaaaaay.

[sea] GOO never looked so good... you know, we COULD be mean and take advantage of the fact that there aren't many superheroes on yet and take over all these forums easily... or we could be nice and wait a while. what say you, happy?

I was thinking the same thing myself, the nice thing about being evil is that you don't have to play fair

[sea] my sentiments exactly.

*sea immediately places up posters EVERYWHERE which read:*

THIS CITY HAS HEREBY BEEN CONQUERED BY STUMPED. HAVE A NICE DAY.

I think they good - I've just been on the phone to the aiport & the skywriters should be along shortly to spell out a simliar message

*sea shakes happy's hand*

[sea] our work here seems to be done. now, let's figure out a devious plan for use when the heroes return.

An ambush ???

[sea] yes... an /ambush/. we need to be prepared for their return...

*sea laughs evilly*

:: makes phone call ::

*sea starts plotting*

[sea] allright, i need six chickens, a can of paint, and a bottle of maple syrup.

*happy stares at sea*

[sea] err... maybe that WON'T work. never mind. have an idea?

-- Large Russian Army truck pulls up, two large boxes are unloaded & the truck pulls away. --

Could you use these ?

*sea looks at the labels*

- Atomic Bomb, This way up -

its amazing what you can get at the army surplus store these days

*sea looks impressed and nods*

[sea] those could work... allright. we'll put them... we need somewhere that will have high traffic when the site reopens. where do you think? the space center?

maybe not the space center - I have a conflict of intrest on that (being the space center Fire Chief).
:: Thinks ::

Perhaps if I close my eyes & you don't tell me where you put them

:: closes eyes ::

[sea] ohhhh, i get it! okay!!!

*sea disappears with the warheads*

:: hums ::

[ooc]hmmmmm...... If I remember correctly I had just placed a squad of Rangers and myself ontop of the STUMPED building.....



Hello Happy!

{telepathically} Good morning Sea!

I hope everyone had a lovely vacation? I did, I rediscovered life, almost.......

*Without warning, just as what seems to be a carrot-gnawing UH explodes (a decoy!), a spandex clad blur appears darting from building to building. It reaches the centre of wherever it is, and stops. It is UH!*

UH: Villains of STUMPED! In the name of democracy, you are hereby under arrest. I charge you with severe crimes of villainy, and you are to come quie - oh, who am I kidding *unsheathes claws* God, i've missed you guys. except sea. who didnt inform me of h2g2's remurgence.

have at you!

[Mackenzie walks up behind him and taps him on the shoulder]

[Mackenzie] You might need some help.

*sea reappears, sees the heroes and looks startled*

[sea] err... um... hee... i mean, uh... hi! welcome back!