h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

KABBOOOMM!!!!

New STUMPED LA headquarters suddenly becomes very wide and a lot less well stuck together.
As the smoking chunks of masonry fall to the ground, Inkwash notices the absence of bodies.

(thinks) STUMPED must have somehow got out in those five seconds!!

Notices the CHOPPERS mugshots float to the ground.

[Inky] Hmmm....
They got my bad side.

good job

[Adopts standard hero stance and reels off standard hero speech prior to the ending of episodes:]

"I have a feeling we've not heard the last of STUMPED"

Oh, and I second Uncle heavy here;
Nice job with those explosives, PW!

*With the destruction of the headquarters, the LA police collectively shake their heads, as if awakening from a dream. More correctly, they are awakening from the mind control of STUMPED and are now back in control of themselves. They immediately organize a sweep of the city to bring to justice the members of STUMPED. All over the city, life is returning to normal.*

PW blushes and says

"I'd just like to thank my parents for bringing me into the world. And Haiku Girl who isn't here yet, but might come later. And Uncle Heavy who was the second person (after me) to recognise the power of Bad Poetry. And...

YOU LOVE ME, YOU REALLY LOVE ME!!!!"

Poetry Woman bursts into tears.

.....................continuity........................................ It appears the word hath no meaning, but hey I never said I liked LA, it's a flat city, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to close to the ground for me........ A good city has to have a great skyline......

[sea] *returning from school IRL* well THAT was a BLOODY PUSSY WAY to end this! hmmmph. don't even give me a chance to defend myself. stupid continuity breaking superzeroes. COWARDS!

*sea grins then, and looks around*

[sea] this is nothing. i'm still here. the people are still brainwashed, contrary to popular belief. (when i brainwashed them, i took precautions. it only wears off in the event of my--)

*sea stops herself before she says too much*

[sea] i'll rebuild. it's not a problem.

*the heroes don't believe her. they begin to walk away*

[sea] really! i SWEAR!

*sticks out tounge at sea*

Face it Sea, you're gonna have to put this one down to experience.

[Setor] Experience THIS!

[A squad of Chiss starfighters come out of hyperspace, enter LA territory, and proceed to blast the s**t out of the CHOPPERS. Before long, Inkwash, UH, and everyone else are on the ground, comatose. Yes, this isn't giving you a chance to defend yourselves, but you didn't let Sea, so I'm doing this for your own good. ]

[Y2K] Experience THAT!

[He pierces the noses of the CHOPPERS members with his lightsaber]

[YK] Experience the other thing!

[While YK has the STUMPED guys and gals distracted, Mackenzie casts a spell on them, encasing them all in blocks of ice]

[Mackenzie] That went rather well. [heals all superheroes' noses]

hundreds of Tomahawk Crusie missiles break the surface of the ocean and come streaming towards their targets all over the city, hundreds of smaller houses (and their inhabitants) on the outscurts of the city are destroyed. These houses where the staging points of the underground movement against STUMPED. With this severe blow against the underground, it is crippled.

[OOC] c'mon, Yo. In order to show how not to play unfairly, you beat them WITHOUT having to use one-post-solutions. After all, STUMPED is better that that, right? [/OOC]

*Activists from LA's black ghettos already know what happens when a supposedly "good" organization takes over in the name of "freedom". A small STUMPED outpost emerges in the heart of South Central. A representative of NYC student has already started informing the masses...*

[STUMPED rep] Do you want to be under the thumbs of the duplicious "representation" that these CHOPPERS characters entail? Do you want to be in the same poverty, just because they only fight for the rich white celebrities in Beverly Hills?!

[crowd] NO!

[STUMPED rep] Then why don't we DO something about it! STUMPED may be evil, but we fight for equal representation!

[crowd] *cheers*

*the revolution has begun*

[OOC]*sigh* yeah, you're right

[The frozen Chiss ships smash into the pavement]

[YK] D'OH!

Hey! Inkwash is new! He isnt experienced in the ways of continuity...

*wakes up*
ow. my nose. I had a dream and... what's this, riots?!? Holy Lambchop, Inkwash, we must do something!

[Setor blasts a hole in the side of his ship and climbs out. He eventually makes his way to the rebels against CHOPPERS, where he makes a speech]

[Setor] You see what they did to my fleet! We were defending the ruins of our headquarters, and one of them used magic to destroy it! Unprovoked!