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New game anyone?

Post 9121

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

the razor caught in my neck brace


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Post 9122

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

dislocating my jaw


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Post 9123

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

It scraped my face raw
So now I am another race!


Rimicles, I really do love,
They are like a gift from above...


New game anyone?

Post 9124

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

it's just a shame
that they chose that name


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Post 9125

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

It fits like a rake in a glove!


There once was a theater producer
Whose morals couldn't be looser...


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Post 9126

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

in an act quite shady
with his leading lady


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Post 9127

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

He tried, over drinks, to seduce her!


A kindly old seller of pots...


New game anyone?

Post 9128

dasilva


Which in the end failed to seduce her

============================

There was an old man of Tashkent


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Post 9129

dasilva


Ugh, go with Chris'


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Post 9130

em's

who apparently was meant to be bent,
he spent most of his days,


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Post 9131

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant


1) A kindly old seller of pots
Was munching on cold tater-tots...



2) There was an old man of Tashkent
Who apparently was meant to be bent,
He spent most of his days,
Acting in plays...


New game anyone?

Post 9132

dasilva


Lost in a maze,
Which he decided to give up for Lent

======================

Ok - now back to Mr.Chris'

A kindly old seller of pots...


New game anyone?

Post 9133

dasilva



Oh, I give in! smiley - laugh


New game anyone?

Post 9134

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

smiley - yikessmiley - run


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Post 9135

em's

can't we start a new one smiley - wah


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Post 9136

dasilva

Don't stop on m account, i just seem to keep doing simulposts tonight so I'll stop until it's quieter tomorrow smiley - winkeye


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Post 9137

philbo baggins

OK, I'll start a new one:
A synchronous bod named daSilva


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Post 9138

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Went out on a take with Lintilla,
Lintilla, Lintilla,
Lintilla, Lintilla,
And also went out with Lintilla.


Near a palm in the Hyden Hotel...


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Post 9139

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

I uncovered a gateway to hell


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Post 9140

dasilva


It looked quite appealing


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