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New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 15, 2003
as Clarence machine-guns his wife
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That image is fairly disturbing
New game anyone?
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 15, 2003
And, not to mention, perturbing!
New game anyone?
Dr Deckchair Funderlik Posted Apr 16, 2003
and shall forwith cease my burbling
William Wordsworth once said to John Keates
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 16, 2003
Mr. Keates, he replied
New game anyone?
BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Apr 16, 2003
I can always outdo you with sheets!
I don't know what's come over me.
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 16, 2003
I just hang by my feet from a tree
New game anyone?
Wowbagger Posted Apr 16, 2003
It sure makes my hair frizzy
(though I'm feeling quite dizzy)
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 16, 2003
But I'm not quite sure how I'm gonna pee... 
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Bodily functions seem to feature quite heavily
New game anyone?
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 17, 2003
For hours I'll poo
All alone in the loo...
New game anyone?
BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! Posted Apr 17, 2003
And it all seems to be quite heaverly!
There once was an old fart from Italy,
New game anyone?
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 17, 2003
But I amuse myself so cleverly!"
I once knew this man from Jamaca...
New game anyone?
Wowbagger Posted Apr 17, 2003
There once was an old fart from Italy,
He was my father so everyone pitied me
I once knew this man from Jamaca.
Rastafarian he was (not Quaker)
New game anyone?
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 17, 2003
There once was an old fart from Italy,
He was my father so everyone pitied me
Dad drove me to school
Where I then looked the fool...
I once knew this man from Jamaca.
Rastafarian he was (not Quaker)
All day long he would rake
And then bring home the take...
New game anyone?
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Apr 19, 2003
There once was an old fart from Italy,
He was my father so everyone pitied me
Dad drove me to school
Where I then looked the fool...
So I flipped him the bird smiling bitterly
I once knew this man from Jamaca.
Rastafarian he was (not Quaker)
All day long he would rake
And then bring home the take...
Which he'd blend in a fine herbal shaker
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This thread has started to lag
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 19, 2003
this rhyming inertia
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- 9161: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 15, 2003)
- 9162: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 15, 2003)
- 9163: ...Shrillian... (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9164: Dr Deckchair Funderlik (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9165: ...Shrillian... (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9166: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9167: philbo baggins (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9168: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9169: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9170: Wowbagger (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9171: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9172: Wowbagger (Apr 16, 2003)
- 9173: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 17, 2003)
- 9174: BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up! (Apr 17, 2003)
- 9175: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 17, 2003)
- 9176: Wowbagger (Apr 17, 2003)
- 9177: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 17, 2003)
- 9178: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Apr 19, 2003)
- 9179: dasilva (Apr 19, 2003)
- 9180: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 19, 2003)
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