h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Orange shutters are nice,
Prefer leuttice to rice...

I have to write this one out fully, as it's rather strange!!!

There's too many green lights on my comp'
If you like, have cutters-will chomp
Orange shutters are nice,
Prefer leuttice to rice...
Through lettuce crops, green lights will romp!



That last one was incredibly weird

Said the the man with the indigo beard.
That so called painting
Had me near to fainting

so far away from it I steered



This morning it's cloudy but bright

Like something out of Twelfth Night.

Away with the fairies

And assorted hairies

*sorry the scansion's a bit off*

They say it'll freeze over tonight



Last night I was given a mouse

A strange thing to keep in the house

Brought in by the cat

And quite dead, at that,

And today, a blue for my spouse


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The statue of Saddham Hussein

Is as broken as ground seeds of grain

They've trampled its head,

In its place stands instead

A rather unmissable stain

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The only thing keeping me up

Is drinking hair of the pup

It gives me a buzz

And abates the fuzz!

But it keeps spilling out of the cup



One morning, whilst shaving my face