h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But what they were eating
Was always repeating

And made them flatulate like a mule



'Twas the day before Christmas

when I went out and kicked ass

I bought you a gift
So why are you miffed?

I didn't want monkeys made of brass!

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This morning at h2 towers

Came a sudden rain of flowers!!

I blame some evil force
For this sudden discourse
Somebody call Austin Powers!


Some agents in the office of hootoo...

Were discussing the peril of "I do"

they said that you can't
go and marry you aunt

unless your the Vicar in situ

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My vows were an awful mistake

"Thank God for that," Said I, "Yahoo!"

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While banging a bed of hard nails

> My vows were an awful mistake
But this one I'm planning to break

"till death do us part"
I ignited a f*rt
And she disappeared in the quake!



While banging a bed of hard nails
I happened on African snails

to clean this up we'll go two at a time - but when they are both finished can we go back to one at a time - it's too confusing

1.
My vows were an awful mistake
But this one I'm planning to break
I knew that I would
I could never be good




2.
While banging a bed of hard nails
I must say my resolve just fails

* thought I'd already cleaned it up*

I thought I oughta
Go turn on the water

.... going back to sleep now

And fill a few more empty pails



My ideas are running quite low

While banging a bed of hard nails
I happened on African snails
I thought I oughta
Go turn on the water
And in their shells, set sail.


Can we keep it at one line at a time please?


There's too many green lights on my comp'

If you like, have cutters-will chomp

ditto on the lines, we need a 'whipper in er'

it might just be my brain malfunctioning, but nothing you said made sense Oggie...