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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 15, 2001
saw my love, and tried to come between us
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 15, 2001
But I tried to revolt
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 15, 2001
He struggled, and shot off my nose.
My Palm Pilot is pretty spiffy
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monkey butler leader (Keeper of the Cardboard Boats and Muse of Love Squares)on holiday again! Posted Aug 16, 2001
It can do many things, all nifty
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 16, 2001
its truncated stylus
(Iffy? Jiffy?)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 16, 2001
Is smooth and guileless
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Julie Andrews Posted Aug 16, 2001
If only my life wasn't so empty.
FroodsFroodsFroodsFroodsFroodsFroods
The television reporter
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Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest Posted Aug 16, 2001
That he lived in the sewers,
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 16, 2001
and he shrunk when they filled with hot water
I simply have no time to play
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Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest Posted Aug 16, 2001
I have too many Squirrels to slay,
Anyone in London this weekend fancy a beer?
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 16, 2001
although they may try-n-hide
Sorry Rama, am away in Germany this w'end. Have one for me.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 16, 2001
I was hoping that you would all like to come to a party (plenty of drinks etc....) It is on Pierce's Pirate Ship, A579684, the Lighthouse Bar can be found in Cabin 13. Anyway please consider this your invitation 
An Invitation - Come to a Birthday Party
Join us in the Lighthouse Bar (and probably the Main Mess Room) on Monday 20 August for a food, drink, music, dancing, general merriment and debauchery
The Captain has said we can beam guests on board for the occasion so please feel free to bring guests (although we will not be able to guarantee their safety 
)
Hope you can join me, no need to RSVP just turn up and join the celebrations
Light
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 16, 2001
they still will eat cyanide
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Julie Andrews Posted Aug 16, 2001
And die in a flury of grey.
That last image was quite desturbing...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 16, 2001
My sadism I should be curbing 
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 16, 2001
and watch Mr Ben
I'm gathering contributions for an entry on Tom Lehrer here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A599781 feel free to add anything you see fit.
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- 3621: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 15, 2001)
- 3622: genfinch ((1*3)-1-1)*(6*7)=42 (Aug 15, 2001)
- 3623: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 15, 2001)
- 3624: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 15, 2001)
- 3625: monkey butler leader (Keeper of the Cardboard Boats and Muse of Love Squares)on holiday again! (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3626: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3627: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3628: Julie Andrews (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3629: Phreako (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3630: Julie Andrews (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3631: Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3632: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3633: Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3634: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3635: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3636: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3637: Julie Andrews (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3638: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3639: Julie Andrews (Aug 16, 2001)
- 3640: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 16, 2001)
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