h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*groans and shakes her head*

*Gives Eomando a look that could kill*

Don't forget I still have my license.

*E's glad that it was only a look that "could" kill...knowing that DD's capable of far worse*

Where in Damogran is everybody heading back to?

Damogran, I assume. A link would be useful, but I suppose I'll have to find it myself.

~Afgncaap5

Well, the royal quest forum is here:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29432&thread=34774
It's also where Sealia gets her name. I know this because I read through the entire thing, and believe me, it is LONG. Besides, the last post was 7 weeks ago. I move we create a new forum.

Sounds good, but I will need to catch up tonight.
Time for bed
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Fine, fine, I'll do it.

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29432&thread=53093

All righty - I just posted a notification of our successful quest.

I guess I'll go there now that we're done and the Rabbit Menace has been dealt with.

*Jumps through the threads with the PDCC*

*A large wolf quietly pads up to the foot of the mountain. He lets out a low howl that carries surprisingly on the wind. A few minutes later another wolf emerges from the undergrowth. The two wolves converse in yelps and growls for a few minutes, then the second wolf goes back into the forest.

Having established the status of the killer rabbits (population stable and being held in check by the wolf pack), BBW waits for the Krylma Leader to arrive*

*Comes back when he notices that someone else posted to the forum. Stares through the trees, and is about to say hello to Garius, when he sees the difference in fur coating*

Oh, great. STUMPED knows about this place.

*Thinks back to his KL possession, and BBW's origin*

Oh, yeah. I guess they would. I wonder what they want?

*Never taking his eyes off of the werewolf (and keeping a sharp ear out for any other possible enemies), he climbs a tree, and starts flipping through his spellbook)*

*Starts building a heavily-fortified tree-house*

*A giant cargo-ship flies down from the skies. From within the ship emenates a terrible sinking feeling, the kind you get when you know that something bad is going to happen, and you are powerless to prevent it. The ship lands, and the doors to the cargo open. The Krylma Leader steps out and looks around*

Ah, Mt. SandEverest. This will be a very profitable stage of the plan.

*Sees BBW*

Werewolf, glad to see you made it here, and that the situation is under control. Now, just so you know, none of the rabbits may be spared to feed the pack of wolves you have keeping the rabbits in check. The rabbits are absolutely necessary. You see, before the plan could have been finished without this, but I just remembered a prophecy my father told me when I was still young and living in Athens. I won't bore you with the entire story, but it mentions that creatures very much like the killer rabbits could be rallied with The Sword Of Midkemia, a device of weaponry made by the Morehedel, also known as the Dark Elves.

*KL pulls out his sword*

This is the sword. Like Affy's sword it can tell of approaching dangers, but it does so much more...

In any event, this sword will allow us to make allies with the "killer rabbits". We can use their aid and, because they are enemies to the researchers of h2g2, we can say that this is a favor we're doing for them.

*Holds up Fiver*

Okay, Fiver, go talk to the rabbits and explain the situation to them.

*Sets down Fiver, who hops off into the area where the killer rabbits are being held*

Fiver is very persuasive among rabbits. He could probably rally their support before the sword could. Here's hoping I don't have to weild the sword, because that wouldn't be very nice of me.

*The sword begins to vibrate*

Er, werewolf? I feel like we've got company. I can sense Affy very near by, but there is someone else around here...

*Innocently disguises himself as a red squirrel in a tree*

*Begins sniffing the ground. Picks up a familiar scent and follows it to a nearby tree. Looks up at a fortified treehouse containing a very large red squirrel. Pretends not to notice. Sniffs his way to another tree and begins barking, while surrepititiously keeping an eye on the trees containing Affy and the Big Red Squirrel. Figures that they will be lulled into a false sense of security by his barking up the wrong tree.*

*Lulled into a sense of security*

*KL notices BB and Affy, but decides not to do anything about them. After all, it's too late for them to stop him. Not CLI, not all of the adventurers in Damogran, not CHOPPERS, not Bond and Company, not even Volk and his crew of Atlantean goddie-two shoes could be capable of stopping him at this point. They have no evidence that he intends on using the rabbits for evil, and they have no evidence that he is up to any criminal activities at all. Affy waits for a moment before Fiver returns with a rabbit following him. The rabbit looks at the sword in KL's hands, and runs back to the other rabbits. In less than five minutes, all of the rabbits (numbering in the thousands) enter the cargo section of the ship. KL smiles*

Alright, then. Werewolf, make sure this pack of wolves is well payed for their assistance. Then meet me back in my Hangar aboard the station. When I get the majority of CHOPPERS members into the hangar, I'll send out the 'invitations' to all of the heroes on h2g2. *FINALLY* we'll be able to get some decent 'good vs. evil' action going here!

*Enters the cargo ship, which takes off quickly. It fades away into the mid-afternoon sky*

*Changes to wolf form and converses with the wolf leader. Arranges for a generous payment, thanks her and bids her farewell. Changes back to human form and walks off in the direction of the Majic Forest.*

*Affy pulls out his sword, and drops out of the trees, landing right in front of the human Werewolf*

Okay, lycanthrope. What's STUMPED up to this time? I've been watching your moves for a while: first you allie yourselves with the rat-ants, now the killer rabbits. Sounds almost like a planned full-scale invasion, if you ask me.

*Holds his sword in a non-threatening position, but keeps it ready just in case the werewolf decides to try and kill Affy*