h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Terrific donuts at a terrific website....
Read the menu at
http://www.h2g2.com/A254378
Really, really can't decide??? ask for a surprise donut from me or my deputy Eomando.
Eat and enjoy, everyone
Joanna

Good ye good morrow Joanna, could I have a surprise donut please?

Bon soir, Typolifi, this evening's surprise donut is the Starlight.... a dark chocolate donut with white chocolate chips and glacier mint chips too.

WaW. Thanks .I'm really surprised. Mmmh I see I'll love it.
*Typolifi starts to eat and enjoy*
where is every one?
Do you think they have troubles with the (everyone will admit it) _very_ slow connections?

*Walks in*
Good evening Keptin!
(Whoops, wrong thread) (-:
IWA please Jo!
*Puts 'Telegraph Road' on the jukebox and motions to typolifi to air guitar with him*

From all of these signs saying sorry but we're closed
all the way down the HitchHiker's road.


It's all iiiiiiiinnnnnnn sssssssllllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwww mmmmmmmmmooooooooootttttttttiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooonnnnnn

It's all so slow that on my home page it's written everywhere "just now, no replies"

"A long time ago, came a man on the track,
Walking dirty miles with a sack on his back,
And he put down his load, and he thought it was the best,
Made a home in the Wilderness,"
Built a cabin and a winter store,
Plouged the ground by the cold lake shore,
Other travellers came a walking down the track,
They never went further, they never wen't back..."
Thus tells the tale how h2g2 was born...

And thus tells the tale of what it became:
there's six lanes of traffic
three lanes moving slow...


Nooooooo, it might have been that if Joanna and the Donuts (and Eomando, and everybody) were not there.

A propos, could I ask for a S7, please?

oops, it appears I shall have to go.

See you around.
Typolifi

*hands over requested donuts*
after having restarted my computer, and dialed up different servers, and reinstalled the communications protocols for the sixth time in the last three days... I'm going to post the self service sign.

Sad that she has missed Joanna, Monkeygirl serves herself a raspberry cake donut with strawbery icing.
Morton, the , does a back flip for all the observers.

Morton, the , takes a bow.

Monkeygirl

I'd love a donut, Joanna. Please can I have a donut as think as a man's arm.

How annoying. Away for ages, then back with a spelling error.

That should, of course, be "a donut as thick as a man's arm".

And nobody's about. Blim!
*Takes surprisingly thick donut.*
Thanks all.
Alphalpha!

Hi Jo, any chance of an S5? (I'm guessing at the number, I haven't read the menu for ages)

IMHOAL2WBG!


*Sounds of Ampton finishing the installation of the snow cannon can be heard outside*

Blatently didn't notice the self service sign
and yes the s5 does exist...
*hands over s5*
*leaves sign where it is*

~Greebo appears in a cloud of doughnut smelling smoke...~... Can me have a Greebo Special please????

*Cheese sees a Chocolate DNA with his name written on it.....he takes it, of course*