h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd still have my lunch time fix. Which reminds me I won't be here lunch tomorrow, so I'll have to have my jam doughnut now.

*Wanders off towards doughnut stall*

I'm never here at lunchtime, except for weekends...

*Lies back down on the sand.*

*Starts to dig hole manually again*

*Just then Cor ran up to Eomando and dumped a huge bucket of ice-water on her*

So, how are you?

*Enjoys the sun too much to start to dig again just yet...*

*E screams as the cold ice his her*
Now I'm cold...

Don't worry about it! Just lie back and let the sun dry you off...

Ah, I appear to have found your beach. Would you mind if I pull up a donut and join you. I'm am new to the guide and made my first postings yesterday about Mobius 'nuts. I dare say you look strange with beards, yet I wasn't insinuating you had them.

I think it's fair to say that *anyone* with more than one beard would look strange And no, I don't have one at the moment. Nor do I intend to start having one at any time in the near future, other than when I just can't be bothered to shave

Well I've had one in the past on more than one occasion but for the moment am going for the clean cut look and have done for the last two years which for the last ten years is a record for me.

BTW I've giving up on thinking I can create a stealth JCB, I think it is Somebody Else's Problem.

*Miraculously the JCB develops a SEP field thus solving the problem.
DD walks towards the JCB looking a totally different direction so as he can find it, and he climbs in*

Right now, where is Eomando?

Beards are a bad thing. I am certainly glad I'm not in possesion of a 'Facial Fanny'.

Hey, who's been messing with my JCB while I was offline?

I see no JCB's

*DD head appears from 10 feet in the air*

No JCB's around here TY.

*His head disappears again, having inched a few feet towards Eomando in the meantime*

Watch out for the hole DD

*E suddenly wakes, finding that the sun has warmed her a bit. She looks around, then realises that the JCB has gone. She doesn't know if she should be relieved that DD had given up on that idea...or if he'd thought of something else...*

*Suddenly from above Eomando's head a tonne of sand appears out of thin air*

*E is very pissed off. Well, she will be as soon as she climbs out of all the sand...*

*DD is concerned that E moved into the path of the sand as he had aimed to miss her and merely give her a scare*

*E wonders how sand that appears above her head could possibly miss her...*

Right, where's that JCB?
*picks up a shovel*

This is Sandwars!