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Surf, sand and seagulls.
Bluebottle Posted Feb 1, 2000
Nothing... I know a very good place to sleep:
http://www.h2g2.com/a216893
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
"..."'s suggest otherwise...
Oh well...
*E lies down on the sand again, trying to relax...
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Bluebottle Posted Feb 1, 2000
As soon as Eomando lies down to sleep,
Bluebottle begins to toward her creep.
As soon as she reaches the dream-filled land,
Bluebottle buries her up to the neck with sand.
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
*E wakes up with a start from a horrible nightmare that she was being buried alive. She wakes to find that she can't move, then screams...*
BB, get me out of here!
-please-
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Bluebottle Posted Feb 1, 2000
Come on - an inch of sand never does anyone any harm!
Just wriggle and it will all fall off....
You obviously haven't been buried before, it's great fun.
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
I'm sorry...it's just that first I had that awful dream and the next thing I know I'm buried in sand, how do you expect me to react?
*E wriggles, and, just like BB said, the sand fell off.*
That's better.
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Bluebottle Posted Feb 1, 2000
Okay, I understand.
I just wonder how you'll react if buried in a doughnut whilst asleep...?
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
...?
Even *I* don't know how I'd react to that...
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
It would be scary if I knew, I agree.
*E lies back down on the sand, has second thoughts, gets up and takes BB's shovel, then lies back down again.*
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Bluebottle Posted Feb 1, 2000
It's not the shovel you should be afraid of, but the JCB.
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
*E jumps up like a shot*
You're not going to let me just lie there in the sun are you?
*resigned sigh*
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
...hmmm...
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Feb 1, 2000
It's that big yellow digger-thing over there.
*points to big yellow JCB*
Surf, sand and seagulls.
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 2, 2000
MMmmmm... Thanks for the donuts E!
Nice selection, too!
Try not to worry about the JCB though - the noise it makes would probably wake you up before anyone managed to do anything with it.
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Demon Drawer Posted Feb 2, 2000
*DD is carefully trying to adjust the silencer on the big yellow thing over here*
Surf, sand and seagulls.
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 2, 2000
Or if you didn't hear it, you'd probably smell the deisel fumes
Surf, sand and seagulls.
Demon Drawer Posted Feb 2, 2000
*DD gets on his mobile to see about changing the engine to run on solar power. After all there is no shortage of that around here and it'd be environmentally friendly, not to mention the stealth capabilities*
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