h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or just feel the sand quake when it moves.

*DD goes away to think about this further*

I've had enough of this!

*Picks up about 4 tons of sand with the JCB*

Right! I'll drop this on the next person to say ~anything~ bad about my digger.

Your JCB is not blue. It should be blue.

No. JCBs are yellow. Stands to reason. Blue ones would only be confusing.

But I like Blue, my friend!
And just remember that the JCB cannot wear anything, just because it is a machine, it has to conform to HRASC regulations!

~sigh~
*Jumps out, and runs off, returning a few moments later with a bottle of paint-stripper and a n electric sander*
*Strips off all the paint from the JCB*
*Gets back in his now shiny, metal digger*

There, all safe now.

Very true.

*E looks sideways at the JCB, then decides that she is safe...she delivers Justins latest supply of donuts, including some of the rhubard-thingwotsit ones...*

Dear Eomando,

Thank you for telling me where everyone hangs out. I am from America, how about you.

Mozart

Hi Mozart!

I've answered your questions over in the other forum, just so this thread doesn't get confusing.

How do you like the beach?

Wonderful timing E! I've just finished the last batch. I must say that these donuts are exquisite in their sweetness, stickiness and general scrumptiousness!

My timing is always impeccable. I'm a musician, should it really be anything else. (I'd say you knew what I was talking about, but then again, timing and brass players just don't go together do they...)

Any chance I could have one of those donuts...?
*hopeful smile*

Of course you can - so long as you lay off the brass player jokes

I suppose it's worth the sacrifice...-not that you won't know enough woodwind jokes to defend yourself with.

Any chocolate supremes left???

*Spreads out a towel on the beach*
Wow, this beach seems popular
*lies down to sunbathe*

*agrees*
The sun is nice and there's always room, too.

I suppose a virtual beach doesn't get as crowded as Brighton
*starts dozing*

It's also warmer and cleaner than any beach in NE England.

I like it here...I could lie here all day, if I wasn't so worried about being buried in the sand...

Is this a dangerous beach, or does it just have people digging?
Do you get virtual sunburn if you don't use sunscreen on a virtual beach?