h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What?
*Turns off walkman*
Show off!!
S16 coming up

It will be interesting to see if anyone can get as far as S30.

Perhaps I'll have an S3, no frills or anything.

I see you have already updated the menu page

That table is a bad thing. The columns stubbornly refuse to align themselves.

I had to mess about with one on my UCAS entry. Not nice.

The number of extra tags I have beggars belief, and I know it doesn't work in 800x600, I suppose I should get stats on the page to see how many people read it with that resolution to see if its worth having another battle... but then again, maybe not

Say, I sense a contest. Just how many S's can we have in the title of the new science site specials? We get near thirty and I'll actually consider posting my mystery solutions.
Speaking of which, S16 please. Let's see how this tastes.

Please, no contest... my HTML skills arent up to it!
*Hands over S16*

You know, if we invented a temporal rift creator, we could jump to the future and discover what the S30 would be. Thanks for the s16. A little rich for my taste, but it's otherwise okay.

Yo, people etc.

Hi Joanna. A toffee donut please.

HI, Joolsee. So, anyone want to help build the time machine? We'll never invent the S30 if we don't know what it was named for!

*hands over toffee donut to Joolsee*
please, no S30.... my menu won't be able to cope.....

I'll try an S16 to help mull over the S30 problem even I didn't believe my S12 would be betterd though, well done DE.

Time machines are no problem. You just build this really complicated machine, with lost of brass and wheels and things. Then you sit in it and wait. I'm still working on the design for the one that goes backwards in time.

Thanks, Joanna. *Looks at watch.* Oh,no. So many donuts, so little time! I've got to go. See you later.

*Hands over S16*
You know, I may refuse to make an S30.....I have the strangest feeling that I'm talking to myself here...

Well I'll begin work on the machine. When this doughnut stall becomes famous world round, and no other buisiness on Earth (except TDV of course) will be able to compete with it, you'll be glad that I wasted my time on a machine that probably wouldn't have worked in the first place!!!

*Shakes head rapidly for a few moments*

Okay, I just had another delusion of grandeur. They should really have one of those 'twelve step' programs for retired super-villains. Well, time to begin work on the time machine! Anyone have a few broken watches I can borrow?

*DD exits a time machine*


Hi DD. The S30 will be at some point in the future as yet undertermined a Serendipitious super sugary spicey Science Site Special sponge sans strawberries showing several succulent sliced sultanas, singly suspended sub-surface, sparkling streaming sliced starfruit syrupy sauce, strinkled sublimely succulent succinum spheres.

Just don't ask me in what time frame they will be made.

*DD waves goodbye to DD and the others*

Joanna, by the way if I were you I wouldn't let Afgncaap ever build a time machine but I've said too much already.

*With that the door shuts and the DD from the future gets back in what looks strangely like a De Lorean, which as they were built 15 miles from his house is a high finite propability of of being a time machine.

That is not going on the donut menu. Some people are asking for a curse...