h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would *never* do that to Joanna...

Here's your honey donut for your successful skiing.

Hi E is Joanna not around could I have a S3, I know she retracted the curse but is she still mad at me for playing out the S30 scenario.

Meekly

DD

*hands over S3*
She'll forgive you soon enough, I'm sure. Don't panic.

I'd love a donut, Joanna. Please can I have a donut with all the works?!

Joanna's temporarily not here, so I'll take your order.

One donut with all the works coming up.

E disappears into the back of the stall, then reappears with a donut with all the works. It looks delicious.

Enjoy it Tatty.

That's OK I'll just have to bide my time and wait for the steam to stop coming off her postings. Must go now and pick my dad up from Larne. Might pop back later.

*Waves bye to DD*
Anyone else want a donut?

*Helps herself to an IWA while she waits.*

*approaches, looking distracted*

Hello. Do I know you?

Oh, it's you, Vicki... sorry, but I'm quite distracted right now... Do I look distracted? I'm sure I do...

My internet connection is being stress-tested right now... I'm trying to answer the emails of 2 people and all posts on H2G2 at the same time, while I download a 2 MB mail attachment, AND I'm supposed to think about 2 different internet projects (the 2 people) which are experiencing unexpected difficulties...

Well, anyway, I'd like a S12 donut... Are they good? I never tried one.


PP

PS: The above text is supposed to explain the delays with which I answer your posts... Sorry for that, but the whole world seems to need me at that precise moment.

Poor you.
An S12 might help take some of the weight of the world off your shoulders. They're *very* nice. Infact, you can see Joanna's menu at http://www.h2g2.com/A254378.

Don't worry about responding to this right away, OK, I understand. Enjoy the S12 and take all the time you need. I'm still going to be here.

Thanks a lot...

I hope you don't mind the shortness of my replies...

*takes a bite*

Mmmm, delicious... Do you make the donuts yourself?

How else do you make fresh donuts?

You're right, stupid question...

This one's delicious... Can I have one more?

You can have as many more as you want.
One of the many good things about virtual donuts, you can eat as many as you like, and there's no calories to worry about.

What kind would you like?

Too kind of you

I think I'll have a S14 (that's a S16 without the "sans strawberries" bit, I like strawberries )

*Looking slightly pale*
That's donut with the works? I wonder how llong it'll take to eat that?!
Thanks a lot, I'm sure I'll enjoy it!
Just one thing...do you think you can put this on top please?

Can I have a honey?

Here you go. *Hands over S14*

If I were you I wouldn't tell Joanna that, she got a bit frustrated earlier trying to add the S16 to her menu...still, I like strawberries too...

Sure... I won't tell her...

We could make that an S17, with "sans 'sans strawberries' "

A swimming sea serpent sans sugar special?

*Puts on top of the donut with all the works.*

Any better?

I really have no idea how you're going to eat that...